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Matt Flynn

Discussion in 'Packer Fan Forum' started by packerstl101, May 2, 2011.

  1. packerstl101

    packerstl101 Cheesehead

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    Matt Flynn can break the laws of physics
     
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  2. Matty Flynn

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    Matt Flynn's middle name is Clayton. So is mine :)
     
  3. neilfii

    neilfii Hall of Fame Fan

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    And Flynn won't let him.
     
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  4. ivo610

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    Matt flynn can speak brail and hear sign language
     
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  5. Kitten

    Kitten Feline Cheesehead Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Matt Flynn IS the law of physics. He can defy them at will because he defines them!
     
  6. neilfii

    neilfii Hall of Fame Fan

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    Matt Flynn awarded Nobel a prize.
     
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  7. neilfii

    neilfii Hall of Fame Fan

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    When the IRS has tax questions they ask Matt Flynn.
     
  8. ivo610

    ivo610 Cheesehead

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    Matt Flynn wasnt pushed out of the womb, he walked out.
     
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  9. ivo610

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    shortly after he lost his virginity when the nurse saw his 3rd leg.
     
  10. Bensalama21

    Bensalama21 Ben

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    Matt Flynn is a drummer for the Maroon 5 in his spare time. Look it up ;)
     
  11. Wood Chipper

    Wood Chipper Fantasy Football Guru

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    Matt Flynn is his own gender
     
  12. neilfii

    neilfii Hall of Fame Fan

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    With Matt Flynn even hyperbole is not hyperbole -- with Flynn there is no such thing as hyperbole.
     
  13. neilfii

    neilfii Hall of Fame Fan

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    and everyone else's.
     
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  14. GreenBayGal

    GreenBayGal Cheese Goddess

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    And on the first day, God created Matt Flynn. And God said, "He is AWESOME!".
     
  15. neilfii

    neilfii Hall of Fame Fan

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    Matt Flynn is at once the unstoppable force and the immovable object.
     
  16. GreenBayGal

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    When a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there, Matt Flynn can hear it.
     
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  17. Kitten

    Kitten Feline Cheesehead Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Matt Flynn can rescue cats from trees while scoring the game winning TD in the Superbowl simultaneously.
     
  18. neilfii

    neilfii Hall of Fame Fan

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    Matt Flynn can calculate the value of pi -- in his head.
     
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  19. Wood Chipper

    Wood Chipper Fantasy Football Guru

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    Matt Flynn has an alter ego... and its the Miz.
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  20. packerstl101

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    Matt Flynn can do anything except lose.
     
  21. ivo610

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    Matt Flynn wasnt eligible for the top 100 players list. He is the top 100 players.
     
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  22. Wood Chipper

    Wood Chipper Fantasy Football Guru

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    Matt Flynn doesnt need a passport because his face is recognized everywhere.
     
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  23. neilfii

    neilfii Hall of Fame Fan

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    Matt Flynn is the answer to EVERY question and the solution to EVERY problem.
     
  24. packerstl101

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    Matt Flynn will never have a heart attack. His heart isnt nearly foolish enough to attack him.

    Matt Flynn can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.
     
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  25. ivo610

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    his charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for it.
     

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