Matt Flynn

[packerstl101]

Matt Flynn can break the laws of physics

 

[Matty Flynn]

Matt Flynn's middle name is Clayton. So is mine

 

[neilfii]

The Pope wants to kiss Matt Flynn's Super Bowl ring.

And Flynn won't let him.

 

[ivo610]

Matt flynn can speak brail and hear sign language

 

[Kitten]

Matt Flynn can break the laws of physics

Matt Flynn IS the law of physics. He can defy them at will because he defines them!

 

[neilfii]

Matt Flynn awarded Nobel a prize.

 

[neilfii]

When the IRS has tax questions they ask Matt Flynn.

 

[ivo610]

Matt Flynn wasnt pushed out of the womb, he walked out.

 

[ivo610]

shortly after he lost his virginity when the nurse saw his 3rd leg.

 

[Bensalama21]

Matt Flynn is a drummer for the Maroon 5 in his spare time. Look it up

 

[Wood Chipper]

Matt Flynn is his own gender

 

[neilfii]

With Matt Flynn even hyperbole is not hyperbole -- with Flynn there is no such thing as hyperbole.

 

[neilfii]

Matt Flynn is his own gender

and everyone else's.

 

[GreenBayGal]

And on the first day, God created Matt Flynn. And God said, "He is AWESOME!".

 

[neilfii]

Matt Flynn is at once the unstoppable force and the immovable object.

 

[GreenBayGal]

When a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there, Matt Flynn can hear it.

 

[Kitten]

Matt Flynn can rescue cats from trees while scoring the game winning TD in the Superbowl simultaneously.

 

[neilfii]

Matt Flynn can calculate the value of pi -- in his head.

 

[Wood Chipper]

Matt Flynn has an alter ego... and its the Miz.
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[packerstl101]

Matt Flynn can do anything except lose.

 

[ivo610]

Matt Flynn wasnt eligible for the top 100 players list. He is the top 100 players.

 

[Wood Chipper]

Matt Flynn doesnt need a passport because his face is recognized everywhere.

 

[neilfii]

Matt Flynn is the answer to EVERY question and the solution to EVERY problem.

 

[packerstl101]

Matt Flynn will never have a heart attack. His heart isnt nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Matt Flynn can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.

 

[ivo610]

his charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for it.