You mean............"cut and paste" a long article written by someone else? :thumbsup: :rotflmao:Gotta TOPHAT my post.
You mean............"cut and paste" a long article written by someone else? :thumbsup: :rotflmao:Gotta TOPHAT my post.
"Real" feeling nightmares? Must be of them losing the Super Bowl.A typical Vikings fan season goes like this.
WEEK ONE:
Six consecutive sleepless nights with "real" feeling nigtmares.
Then the game.
WEEK TWO:
Six consecutive sleepless nights.............
Then the second game
WEEK THREE:
Oh, you get it, no sense in repeating myself.
The Vikings will go on short cruises,
While their team consistanly loses
Don't get their fans started,
It's not nice to tease the retarded,
Their fans just keep making excuses!
Thank you PC! I have your vote...........hopefully i will get the vote that wins me the contest!!!! :thumbsup:cheesey said:The Vikings will go on short cruises,
While their team consistanly loses
Don't get their fans started,
It's not nice to tease the retarded,
Their fans just keep making excuses!
Best one Cheesey.
Actually, Pack93z was the one who brought it to the forefront. (Gotta give credit where it's due!)Ahhh ... what to say about the limerick contest. Firstly, thanks cheesey for bumping the topic. I'm not a big fan of personal bumping, so I thought I would just wait and see if the interest came back. I also was mildly disappointed (mostly just a bruised ego). Once again, I throw a challenge to the site hosts. This contest was moved to the permanent section above the daily threads last year. Why not this year? Legal reasons? :chalflag:
But let's get back to the topic at hand. The contest ends at the last tick of the clock during the first pre-season game. This is usually the point where I don't post much until the off season. I am totally engrossed in gameday, ESPN, and numerous fantasy teams until February. The prizes still stand. Some unique gifts from my boring hometown. And, a ONE of a kind Packer piece - framed in my soon to be closed custom frame shop.
As far as the favorites are concerned - and I know it's boring, READ THE ORIGINAL POST! Your limerick must clearly match the rhythm that was illustrated in the description of the rules for limerick writing. I must stick to this criteria, as MontanaBob, last years limerick host, I believe is an English teacher. To accurately keep the tradition, I must also insist that the original rules remain intact as well.
This being said, I believe that only ONE limerick even qualifies so far. I will let you figure out which one that is, and if you do, emulate it. There are a few funny ones that are pretty close. If you edit your original to stay within the rules, I will allow those entries back in for final consideration.
Finally, RaiderPride never got back to me on judging, so I will ask Montana for a hand. Then I'll declare a winner. Good luck.
EDIT: All words MUST be spelled correctly. 99669.
The Vikings will go on short cruises,
Their team consistantly loses
Don't get their fans started,
Don't tease the retarded,
Their fans just keep making excuses!
LOL! I did'nt have to consult a dictionary.....just had to REALLY look at what i wrote. It's funny how you can miss stuff like that!I may be being a little generous here but ... I'll give you a hint. Line 2=8 right now. Also on the same line consult your local dictionary,
LOL! I did'nt have to consult a dictionary.....just had to REALLY look at what i wrote. It's funny how you can miss stuff like that!PackOne said:I may be being a little generous here but ... I'll give you a hint. Line 2=8 right now. Also on the same line consult your local dictionary,
Well I will try again...
On a cruise down the Mississippi
A team, hoes, and hippies,
When they saw some melons,
They acted like felons,
For the Vikings fondled some nippy.
I'm pretty sure my limerick was correct... right?
Oh, there once was a Vike from St. Paul
Who was dumb and as thick as a wall.
While he played like a girl
clad in purple and pearl
his team's record continued to fall.