PackOne Limerick Contest !

Hey!
Has anyone been picked as the winner yet?
When will we know?

Cheesey, you must be hangin' with PackerChick......read PackOne's original post...... sheeesh, cheeseheads :doh:


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Oh....i missed that.
I'll probaly be dead by then.

I thought it was 'LilPrick Contest' I was gonna submit my name.

Trust me..........I'd win by a landslide.

I do believe I have over 10,300 articles of proof that I would win.

Oh.....i thought you meant a DIFFERENT "prick!" :rotflmao:

sick




sick sick

Like the ladies say..........."It's the lttle things that matter!" :thumbsup:

Oh, there once was a Vike from St. Paul
Who was dumb and as thick as a wall.
While he played like a girl
clad in purple and pearl
his team's record continued to fall.

I realize that the contest is running a little lengthy - August is a long time to wait. But, I thought running it longer may generate a little more interest in what I feel is a worthwhile forum. Luckily, the fine hosts of this site have left this post right where it started - instead of moving it to some other position or positions like previous contests in the past that have generated 100 plus posts. :chalflag:

I would say that there are clearly 2 favorites head and shoulders above the rest. The bar has definately been set.

I was in the shower, and asked my girlfriend to give me some Head and Shoulders.

She said "How do I give shoulders?" :rotflmao:

She does give head very well.

Then she looked down and said......."Gee......on second thought, maybe giving "Shoulders" would be better!" :rotflmao:

She better come equipped correctly... :rotflmao:

HA!

There is a guy named Vikesrule,
and the ladies knew his big tool.
He's got a great bod,
...just like a tripod.
The women, oh the women would drool.

I know I am over the limit of two... but this is just for fun....

There once was a fellow named Vikesrule,
Whom the ladies looked upon as the fool;
He came to seek Cheesey's advice,
In matters of days he transformed him real nice;
Another proud graduate of Packer school.

There once was a Vike from down-under
Who always seemed to wonder
Where those rings were
It seemed to be a blurr
But they always lose their thunder


Written and edited by Heathie/Heatherthepackgirl...lol..

There was a fine fellow named Steel,
Who's dedication to Pittsburgh was real.
Till Heather took over,
With a roll in the clover.
Now's a cheesehead, just for the feel.

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Bwaaahaaaa!

PackOne, you are going to have a tough time picking a winner from these.
I'd have been on sooner, but plum forgot about looking under this category for your contest. Senior moment.

If VikesRule wins, remember I can throw in some "Buffalo Chips" in the prize package. :rotflmao:

Cheesey and Zero comparing notes as to their respective "thimbleful of thunder".

Eeeeewwwww!!

As she makes the comment........."Is THIS it Vikes? Oh....sorry......just another hair." :rotflmao:

ROFL :thumbsup:

The Vikings will go on short cruises,
Their team consistanly loses
Don't get their fans started,
Don't tease the retarded,
Their fans just keep making excuses!

Gotta TOPHAT my post.