This is the easiest game on paper the Bears have the rest of the year, except they also play at the Lions.
But they get the Lions backup QB as they do the Dolphins backup-backup QB. And what's wrong with Jake Long? What's his injury?
But remember, the Bears really lost that opening week game to Calvin Johnson and the Lions, in Chicago. But the ******* zebra decided to give the game to the Bears. That's why they're so lucky to be 6-3. They should easily be 4-5 at best because that game was a gift, and James Jones and the zebras in our game gave them another gift.
Teams can't count on those things all the time.