Someone is happy!

[XPack]

[TWEET]https://twitter.com/DBak69/status/901290561692254208[/TWEET]

Wtf is Kale and Almond doing at that table?

 

[Mondio]

[TWEET]https://twitter.com/DBak69/status/901290561692254208[/TWEET]

Wtf is Kale and Almond doing at that table?

It's a garnish?

 

[Poppa San]

I recognize what a ribeye steak is and a salad. I think I know what lobster bisque and crocks of french onion are. Could someone translate for this working class provincial WTF it was that they ate and drank?

 

[Poppa San]

Wtf is Kale and Almond doing at that table?

Cheapest appetizer on the menu?

 

[XPack]

I wish I could afford a $30k+ dinner at least once in my lifetime.

 

[Annot1986]

I wish I could afford a $30k+ dinner at least once in my lifetime.

lol. you just have added a new thing to my 'wish to do list' thanks

 

[Pokerbrat2000]

I recognize what a ribeye steak is and a salad. I think I know what lobster bisque and crocks of french onion are. Could someone translate for this working class provincial WTF it was that they ate and drank?

Very expensive food and aged liquor.

I assume everyone knows this was a hoax played on the rookies and it was a fake bill? One of the guys behind it, Bakhtiari had the same stunt pulled on him his rookie year by one Aaron Rodgers.

In 2013 @AaronRodgers12 conspired with a maître d' to trick rookie @DBak69 into thinking he owed $11K for a preseason dinner. #PayItForward?

 

[Poppa San]

I wish I could afford a $30k+ dinner at least once in my lifetime.

I have a gut feeling my daughter is planning one for me to pay for when she finds Mr Right.

 

[XPack]

In 2013 @AaronRodgers12 conspired with a maître d' to trick rookie @DBak69 into thinking he owed $11K for a preseason dinner. #PayItForward?

Rather than run the table, they'll be running from the table, whilst ARod is quietly r-e-l-a-x-ing.

 

[Mondio]

I have a gut feeling my daughter is planning one for me to pay for when she finds Mr Right.

That was my first thought too.

 

[Pokerbrat2000]

I have a gut feeling my daughter is planning one for me to pay for when she finds Mr Right.

Better Mr. Right....then Mr. Left and for sure better than Mr. Right Now.

 

[XPack]

I have a gut feeling my daughter is planning one for me to pay for when she finds Mr Right.

Your daughter can afford a $30k meal?

Has she already found her Mr. Right? Can I apply? What are the qualification requirements?

 

[Poppa San]

Your daughter can afford a $30k meal?

Has she already found her Mr. Right? Can I apply? What are the qualification requirements?

No she cannot afford it. She will want me to pay. She is 15 ATM. Then again a $30k wedding dinner at 18 will get me off the hook for her medical degree she IS planning on.

 

[Pokerbrat2000]

No she cannot afford it. She will want me to pay. She is 15 ATM. Then again a $30k wedding dinner at 18 will get me off the hook for her medical degree she IS planning on.

Just give her the money and tell her to elope! $30K is a lot of money to just end up in the waste treatment plant within 24 hrs.

 

[Sky King]

No she cannot afford it. She will want me to pay. She is 15 ATM. Then again a $30k wedding dinner at 18 will get me off the hook for her medical degree she IS planning on.

You're between a rock and a hard place.

 

[easyk83]

No she cannot afford it. She will want me to pay. She is 15 ATM. Then again a $30k wedding dinner at 18 will get me off the hook for her medical degree she IS planning on.

Thats what you think.

 

[easyk83]

Just give her the money and tell her to elope! $30K is a lot of money to just end up in the waste treatment plant within 24 hrs.

If she wants her storybook wedding good luck with eloping.

 

[Sky King]

There is an alternative, Poppa San:
https://www.airforce.com/careers/specialty-careers/healthcare/frequently-asked-questions

 

[Pokerbrat2000]

If she wants her storybook wedding good luck with eloping.

Yeah, I have never understood that crazy storybook wedding scenario, but then again, I am a guy who would spend $3K or more to see a bunch of guys dress up in green and gold to play with a ball in a game called The Super Bowl.

 

[easyk83]

Yeah, I have never understood that crazy storybook wedding scenario, but then again, I am a guy who would spend $3K or more to see a bunch of guys dress up in green and gold to play with a ball in a game called The Super Bowl.

Completely worth it. I mean you might only get to see a super bowl once, God only knows how many weddings you might have.

 

[mongoosev]

I have a gut feeling my daughter is planning one for me to pay for when she finds Mr Right.

from father of the bride:

Howard Weinstein: [on the phone] Mr. Banks, this is Howard Weinstein. Franck's Executive Assistant. I... ave... your estimate for you.

George Banks: I can barely hear you!

Howard Weinstein: I'm in my car going through Water Canyon. Call you back?

George Banks: No, no, no. I want the estimate. How much? What's the damage?

Howard Weinstein: Well, everything from the flowers, to the honeymoon limo...

George Banks: Ok, everything. How much?

Howard Weinstein: [cutting out]

• dred and - ifty a -ead.

George Banks: You're breaking up. It sounded like you said 150 a head.

Howard Weinstein: No, no!

George Banks: Good. I was about to kill myself.

Howard Weinstein: It's 250 a head.

 

[mongoosev]

215 macallan 25 each? holy sho0t! one bottle of harlan 1445? holy cow! Just found me some 6 pack of milwaukee's best ice for 3 bucks! 6.9 alc!

 

[Poppa San]

There is an alternative, Poppa San:
https://www.airforce.com/careers/specialty-careers/healthcare/frequently-asked-questions

Before I read the link I thought you might be encouraging ME to sign up.

 

[Sky King]

Before I read the link I thought you might be encouraging ME to sign up.

Sorry, old-timer. It's your daughter who they are reaching out to, not to you. Not anymore. You could preserve a big portion of your income, however -- more than enough to offset the cost of that big wedding down the road.

 

[Pokerbrat2000]

Doesn't anyone believe in simple shotgun weddings anymore?