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PackOne Limerick Contest !

Discussion in 'Packer Fan Forum' started by PackOne, May 21, 2007.

  1. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    You mean............"cut and paste" a long article written by someone else? :thumbsup: :rotflmao:
     
  2. warhawk

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    A typical Vikings fan season goes like this.

    WEEK ONE:

    Six consecutive sleepless nights with "real" feeling nigtmares.

    Then the game.

    WEEK TWO:

    Six consecutive sleepless nights.............

    Then the second game

    WEEK THREE:

    Oh, you get it, no sense in repeating myself.
     
  3. cheesey

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    "Real" feeling nightmares? Must be of them losing the Super Bowl.
    Wait...........that wasn't a "nightmare", that was REALITY! :rotflmao: :thumbsup:
     
  4. vechenzo

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    There once was a man from minnesota
    Whose play wasn't worth one iota
    He through up a pick
    In packers hands it did stick
    But he had to do it to make his quota


    This would honestly be able to do against Chicago, because the vikings really dont have a lot of players worth making fun of anymore, but rex grossman, i could spend a whole day doing that.
     
  5. Pack93z

    Pack93z You retired too? .... Not me. I'm in my prime

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    Ahhh we are just a few weeks away from an anounced winner... maybe additional people will post some more great Limerick's.
     
  6. PackerChick

    PackerChick Cheesehead

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    Best one Cheesey.
     
  7. cheesey

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    Thank you PC! I have your vote...........hopefully i will get the vote that wins me the contest!!!! :thumbsup:
     
  8. PackOne

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    Ahhh ... what to say about the limerick contest. Firstly, thanks cheesey for bumping the topic. I'm not a big fan of personal bumping, so I thought I would just wait and see if the interest came back. I also was mildly disappointed (mostly just a bruised ego). Once again, I throw a challenge to the site hosts. This contest was moved to the permanent section above the daily threads last year. Why not this year? Legal reasons? :chalflag:

    But let's get back to the topic at hand. The contest ends at the last tick of the clock during the first pre-season game. This is usually the point where I don't post much until the off season. I am totally engrossed in gameday, ESPN, and numerous fantasy teams until February. The prizes still stand. Some unique gifts from my boring hometown. And, a ONE of a kind Packer piece - framed in my soon to be closed custom frame shop.

    As far as the favorites are concerned - and I know it's boring, READ THE ORIGINAL POST! Your limerick must clearly match the rhythm that was illustrated in the description of the rules for limerick writing. I must stick to this criteria, as MontanaBob, last years limerick host, I believe is an English teacher. To accurately keep the tradition, I must also insist that the original rules remain intact as well.

    This being said, I believe that only ONE limerick even qualifies so far. I will let you figure out which one that is, and if you do, emulate it. There are a few funny ones that are pretty close. If you edit your original to stay within the rules, I will allow those entries back in for final consideration.

    Finally, RaiderPride never got back to me on judging, so I will ask Montana for a hand. Then I'll declare a winner. Good luck.

    EDIT: All words MUST be spelled correctly. 99669.
     
  9. cheesey

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    Actually, Pack93z was the one who brought it to the forefront. (Gotta give credit where it's due!)
    I edited my first one, which i THINK brings it to consideration. (I HOPE!)
    The second one, I don't think i can "fix" it.
    But hey, it was fun anyway!
     
  10. PackOne

    PackOne Cheesehead

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    cheesey - I think your 2nd one is easily editable. And could be great. Hint: Line 2 and line 4. Different problems, easy fixes.
     
  11. cheesey

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    Does that work Packone???
     
  12. PackOne

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    I may be being a little generous here but ... I'll give you a hint. Line 2=8 right now. Also on the same line consult your local dictionary,
     
  13. cheesey

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    LOL! I did'nt have to consult a dictionary.....just had to REALLY look at what i wrote. It's funny how you can miss stuff like that!
     
  14. vike4life

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    I seen a Viking on a big boat
    he did not know if the boat would float
    he had a few strippers
    they undid his zipper
    and got a stain on Culpeppers coat

    :thumbsup: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

    How was that?
     
  15. PackOne

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    cheesey - give me your edited version in your next post and your in.

    a viking fan just got in too. sad.
     
  16. Pack93z

    Pack93z You retired too? .... Not me. I'm in my prime

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    Well I will try again...

    On a cruise down the Mississippi
    A team, hoes, and hippies,
    When they saw some melons,
    They acted like felons,
    For the Vikings fondled some nippy.
     
  17. PackOne

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    BUZZ. Close but no cigar. 99669. Funny though.
     
  18. PackOne

    PackOne Cheesehead

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    Right-O. I missed that one in my read through.
     
  19. cheesey

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    The Vikings will go on short cruises,
    Their team consistantly loses
    Don't get their fans started,
    Don't tease the retarded,
    Their fans just keep making excuses!

    I think i had "spelt" (spelled)LOL! "consistantly" wrong. I hope this fixes my "airrer" (error!)LOL! :rotflmao:
     
  20. PackOne

    PackOne Cheesehead

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    One week left. Clear winner right now in my mind.
     
  21. mi_keys

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    There once was a Vike from the “love boat”
    Where he stuck his **** down a ho’s throat
    He then went to the fins
    Where he just couldn’t win
    Now his chance of playing is remote


    Hope that's not too vulgar for ya
     
  22. vikesrule

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    There was a Vike fan from south 'sota
    'bout Vince.. didn't care one iota
    vikesrule said to PackOne
    "The Pack is forever done
    You might as well move to Dakota"

    :rotflmao:
     
  23. PackOne

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    Contest ends at the end of the game tonight. Last minute limericks still being accepted.
     
  24. PackOne

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    The clear winner. So many didn't even qualify it was painful. I also threw out any love boat limericks. That is so old news. Cheesey - so close you wouldn't even believe it. It's C-O-N-S-I-S-T-E-N-T-L-Y. It truly cost you the money.

    Popcynical - send me your address to my inbox and I will get you out your small prizes as well as your ONE of a kind Packer piece. Your obligations are as follows.

    1. You must run the MontanaBob/Popycynical limerick contest next year.
    2. You must do a follow up post gloating about the killer prizes you got from Wisconsin.

    Thanks to all who played. Thanks to MontanaBob for last years taste of home.
     
  25. jdlax

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    I can't believe I never really noticed this contest till it was over. Oh well!
     

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