Murgen, sorry to say this but that guy in Africa was Obama in disguise and now your $40,000 helped fund his trip to the Super Bowl.
Man, those are good prices for SB week and a flight on such short notice.Fly to Texas - Get cancer from backscanner or groped in a perverted way by some ugly dude. $350
Hotel, two night stay. Get woken up by housekeeping monday morning--way too early. $600
See the GREEN BAY PACKERS in the SUPER BOWL--priceless......
I have the Brooklyn Bridge to sell to you.Well, got the surgery done. They said the check is in the mail and gave me a bottle of Tylenol for the pain. Just waiting for the cash now. Whoo Hooo SB here I come!
Backs a little sore..you know..if I breathe or anything it's kind of excruciatingly painful. They said to make sure I keep the artifical kidneys they put in well oiled and change em out ever 4,000 miles. Not sure what they meant but I'll worry about it later.
I got a call from a guy in Nigeria who said that I had a long lost relative Gazillionaire who left me a gazillion dollars. They said to get the money released they need $40,000. I figured since I have the money coming from the transplant, I just took the money out of my account and wired it over there. I'M GONNA BE RICH FELLAS!!! Whoo Hoo.
That sounds good. Real good.LOL, any one wanna buy some ocean front property in Arizona? It's prime real estate! A Bears fan already put in a bid!
That sounds good. Real good.
Oh damn. I can't let that Bears fan get it.
Wanna do a trade?
That sounds good. Real good.
Oh damn. I can't let that Bears fan get it.
Wanna do a trade?
That's OK.Careful last thing I heard a Bears fan say was "Cutler was good." Maybe the land has a Cutler growing on it.
You might want to keep your distance from him or have one of your male sales reps. handle the transaction for ya.Too late! It's been sold, some dude from Pittsburgh that goes by the name of Big Ben bought it.
You might want to keep your distance from him or have one of your male sales reps. handle the transaction for ya.
Parking will be $900 and up for one spot.
Chuck Norris is going to paint his beard Green and Gold in honor of the Packers.
ok...ok.. But it would have been cool.
Parking will be $900 and up for one spot.