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Gute Loot
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A few tips for those upset about the Alexander pick and passing on Derwin James. You may be more effective if you:
- Use all caps. I always feel that I am more effectively persuaded when a person I don't know is YELLING at me on the internet.
- Bold specific words/phrases. When I see that a poster went to the trouble to click that "B," I'm like 'wow... they must feel strongly.'
- Use! As! Many! Exclamation! Points! As! You! Can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because using them at the beginning middle and end of every sentence in no way waters them down or detracts from their impact.
- Curse. A lot. Nothing saying intelligence like a few F bombs.
- When asking a rhetorical question, using at least six question marks. Understand?????? ? ?? ???
- When in doubt: USE ALL F*****G FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! The real masters of persuasion know how to mix all of these strategies into a veritable potpourri of unassailable, air tight arguments.