I can't sleep! I need a Packers lullaby

[Edgecheese]

I tried counting Aaron Rodgers TD passes but that just makes me excited.

 

[Edgecheese]

The incey wincey Cutler
Climbed up the Soldier Field

Down came the Clay
And washed the Cutler out

Up went the ball
And was caught by Tramon

And the incey wincey Cutler
Threw a pick 6.

 

[GreenGoldAngel]

I know what you mean. I got lucky and found a teddy bear with a Packer jersey at wall-mart, helps me sleep.

 

[Kitten]

Try some meditation.

Do 3 cleansing breaths: breathe deeply through your nose and exhale slowly through your mouth.

Visualize yourself in a room dimly with green and gold hues. Soft music is playing in the background, it's soothing and you find yourself drawn deeply into its mesmerizing notes as they lull you into a state of total relaxation. As you begin to tune deeply into the melody you realize it's actually a radio broadcast. Hmmm.... sounds like football....... Cutler under heavy pressure throws the ball deep...... Ohhhh my Lord, Cutler is drilled into the ground by Clay Matthews......... the ball is in the air heading for the endzone..... Forte deep.... Ohhhh... it's intercepted by Tramon Williams!!!!..... he's running.... still going..... that's a pick six!!!! .... and the Packers win!!!!!..... and the Packers win!!!! .... and the Packers are going to the Superbowl!!! ....Lovie Smith is asking Cutler how many fingers he is holding up and Cutlers says, 52!...

....... now slowly drift back to sleep. All is well.

 

[IluvGB]

Try some meditation.

Do 3 cleansing breaths: breathe deeply through your nose and exhale slowly through your mouth.

Visualize yourself in a room dimly with green and gold hues. Soft music is playing in the background, it's soothing and you find yourself drawn deeply into its mesmerizing notes as they lull you into a state of total relaxation. As you begin to tune deeply into the melody you realize it's actually a radio broadcast. Hmmm.... sounds like football....... Cutler under heavy pressure throws the ball deep...... Ohhhh my Lord, Cutler is drilled into the ground by Clay Matthews......... the ball is in the air heading for the endzone..... Forte deep.... Ohhhh... it's intercepted by Tramon Williams!!!!..... he's running.... still going..... that's a pick six!!!! .... and the Packers win!!!!!..... and the Packers win!!!! .... and the Packers are going to the Superbowl!!! ....Lovie Smith is asking Cutler how many fingers he is holding up and Cutlers says, 52!...

....... now slowly drift back to sleep. All is well.

Saw the thread title and that you responded, knowing.."this outta be good!"

and its excellent!! But only not calming at all!! ACKKKKKKKK!!! Just think out excited we are going to be tomorrow at this time!!!!:happy0005:

 

[Kitten]

Saw the thread title and that you responded, knowing.."this outta be good!"

and its excellent!! But only not calming at all!! ACKKKKKKKK!!! Just think out excited we are going to be tomorrow at this time!!!!:happy0005:

LOL, I tried, that method will more than likely have him running around screaming at the top of his voice rather than relaxing.

I don't think I did too bad, considering my idea of a lullaby is Metallica!

 

[IluvGB]

* enter the sandman!!!

 

[Edgecheese]

Try some meditation.

Do 3 cleansing breaths: breathe deeply through your nose and exhale slowly through your mouth.

Visualize yourself in a room dimly with green and gold hues. Soft music is playing in the background, it's soothing and you find yourself drawn deeply into its mesmerizing notes as they lull you into a state of total relaxation. As you begin to tune deeply into the melody you realize it's actually a radio broadcast. Hmmm.... sounds like football....... Cutler under heavy pressure throws the ball deep...... Ohhhh my Lord, Cutler is drilled into the ground by Clay Matthews......... the ball is in the air heading for the endzone..... Forte deep.... Ohhhh... it's intercepted by Tramon Williams!!!!..... he's running.... still going..... that's a pick six!!!! .... and the Packers win!!!!!..... and the Packers win!!!! .... and the Packers are going to the Superbowl!!! ....Lovie Smith is asking Cutler how many fingers he is holding up and Cutlers says, 52!...

....... now slowly drift back to sleep. All is well.

Well, Kitten, I may as well deauthorize my account here because that is the greatest thing I will ever read on a forum.

 

[Murgen]

That was the best thing you've ever written on the forum kitten. I could visualize it all.

 

[Kitten]

Do you think I could hypnotize the Packers and make that happen? LOL