shaner021
Cheesehead
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2011
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As sung to Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue" & sung from Evan D-Smith's perspective.
Our coach got us up at quarter to four
Up to shower and out the door
I didn’t want to but what could I do?
Off to Detroit in the middle of the night
Little did I know there’d be a big fight
And Id get stomped by a man named Suh.
Kickoff arrived & man it was tough
Lot of pushing cause we played it rough
And I wasn’t sure if Id play the whole game through
I manned on up and pushed them Lions back
Cause I didn’t want let them get a sack
But its hard when you get stomped by a man named Suh.
He forced my head down into the ground
And held it there so I couldn’t turn around
He was three-O-seven, so what could I do?
He finally got up & I flipped on my back
What he did next I thought he was on crack
Cause I just got stomped by a man named Suh.
I was mad as hell but kept my cool.
I knew what he’d done was against the rule.
And that the men in black would know what to do.
The call was quick, and it was right
They threw him out before Id fight
After being stomped by a man named Suh.
The post game presser was funny as hell
He denied it all as far as I can tell
Even Deion, Faulk & Irvin said he had to get a clue
The important thing is we won the game
Beat them Lions at home to add to the shame
Even after I got stomped by a man named Suh.
Our coach got us up at quarter to four
Up to shower and out the door
I didn’t want to but what could I do?
Off to Detroit in the middle of the night
Little did I know there’d be a big fight
And Id get stomped by a man named Suh.
Kickoff arrived & man it was tough
Lot of pushing cause we played it rough
And I wasn’t sure if Id play the whole game through
I manned on up and pushed them Lions back
Cause I didn’t want let them get a sack
But its hard when you get stomped by a man named Suh.
He forced my head down into the ground
And held it there so I couldn’t turn around
He was three-O-seven, so what could I do?
He finally got up & I flipped on my back
What he did next I thought he was on crack
Cause I just got stomped by a man named Suh.
I was mad as hell but kept my cool.
I knew what he’d done was against the rule.
And that the men in black would know what to do.
The call was quick, and it was right
They threw him out before Id fight
After being stomped by a man named Suh.
The post game presser was funny as hell
He denied it all as far as I can tell
Even Deion, Faulk & Irvin said he had to get a clue
The important thing is we won the game
Beat them Lions at home to add to the shame
Even after I got stomped by a man named Suh.