"A Man Named Suh" song parody

As sung to Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue" & sung from Evan D-Smith's perspective.

Our coach got us up at quarter to four
Up to shower and out the door
I didn’t want to but what could I do?
Off to Detroit in the middle of the night
Little did I know there’d be a big fight
And Id get stomped by a man named Suh.

Kickoff arrived & man it was tough
Lot of pushing cause we played it rough
And I wasn’t sure if Id play the whole game through
I manned on up and pushed them Lions back
Cause I didn’t want let them get a sack
But its hard when you get stomped by a man named Suh.

He forced my head down into the ground
And held it there so I couldn’t turn around
He was three-O-seven, so what could I do?
He finally got up & I flipped on my back
What he did next I thought he was on crack
Cause I just got stomped by a man named Suh.

I was mad as hell but kept my cool.
I knew what he’d done was against the rule.
And that the men in black would know what to do.
The call was quick, and it was right
They threw him out before Id fight
After being stomped by a man named Suh.

The post game presser was funny as hell
He denied it all as far as I can tell
Even Deion, Faulk & Irvin said he had to get a clue
The important thing is we won the game
Beat them Lions at home to add to the shame
Even after I got stomped by a man named Suh.

It's a hit!
An instant classic!
Really, I loved it!

Appoved!

pretty good stuff

That is a good one, the media hating is only beginning.

Santa just put Suh on the naughty list.

I'm pretty sure Santa already had him there -- you can't fool Santa Claus.

Glad you all liked it! Im not a Packer fan (lowly Cards fan here), but I root for any team to go 19-0 and shut the 1972 Dolphins up! Go Packers!

With apologies to Shel Silverstein.

Lions will not take any disciplinary action against him.

What's the three-0-seven mean?

Suh weighs 307 (per his stats page).

Might mean 307 lbs

Do you mind if I get a karaoke track of "Boy Named Sue" and record this to put on Youtube?

I would be flattered! If I could sing & was musically inclined Id do it. Since I cant & Im not, have at it please!

I think I might have to add a verse or two to get it to fit with the backing track I have. I'll post back when I git 'er done

A final verse:

Now the moral of the story is clear as glass
if the Lions pass rush is a pain in your ***
there's only one little thing you've got to do
Just shove him around and get in his head
And sooner or later his brain'll go dead
And that'll be the end for that man named Suh.

Lowly Cards fan eh.. Hey lowly Cards fan, who are the only 3 founding teams of the NFL left?

Is it Bears, Packers, & Cards? That's w/o looking it up, just my guess.

I haven't looked it up either, but I'll say Packers, Cardinals and Giants.

That's my guess too.
Aren't Da Bears just a little bit older than the Packers?

There's no way Suh's suspension will be overturned. If you want to see his career summed up in one minute, check out this clip.

He will be out for 2 games. Suh is an idiot. He deserves it.