Packer news headlines you'll NEVER see...

[Edgecheese]

Waiting for this game is taking forever. Have to pass the time somehow.

Breaking News: Packers release Rodgers, Pick up JaMarcus Russell

 

[Incubes12]

"Breaking news: Packers GM Ted Thompson trades entire 2012 draft for Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch."

 

[OldSchoolFan]

The Green Bay Packers will be tearing down that dilapidated ballpark called Lambeau Field and replacing it with a carbon copy of the Metrodome. The new stadium will have a capacity of exactly 44,444 and be called "Brent Favre Stadium"

 

[Mr. StyleZ]

Packers release K Mason Crosby.

Well no time soon anyway..

 

[gbpack12_2_89]

Breaking news: Ted Thompson has steped down as gm and Favre is now our new gm.

More breaking news Favre has traded Rodgers to Minnesota for t jack.

 

[Powarun]

Packers hire Brad Childress as new Head Coach.

Packers plan on relocating... <-- One of the best reasons to be a Packers fan.

 

[Valhalla Express]

In 2012: "Vikings Longboat Sails To L.A.!"
In 2013: "City of Green Bay declares bankruptcy. Packers Sold to Minneapolis to Erase Debt."

Hope you all like the smell and taste of lutefisk....

~Val

 

[Powarun]

In 2012: "Vikings Longboat Sails To L.A.!"
In 2013: "City of Green Bay declares bankruptcy. Packers Sold to Minneapolis to Erase Debt."

Hope you all like the smell and taste of lutefisk....

~Val

I could see Scott Walker being an advocate for the Packers selling out to Minneapolis. But lets keep this fun.

"Packers go back to their roots and switch their "Third jersey" to regular season jersey"

 

[ivo610]

Brandon Jackson for MVP

 

[Powarun]

Jerrett Bush for MVP.

 

[PackersFan28]

James Jones is the most dependable Packer of all time

 

[mor4les]

Justin Harrell play 2 consecutive games without injury

 

[Murgen]

Special teams under Slocum ranked #1 in the league.

 

[DTown SBrown]

"Prince Fielder To be next double threat; signs with Packers as OG"

This would actually be ok, as the Packers could compensate him where the Brewers never will.

 

[DTown SBrown]

Mike McCarthy opts out of final year of contract; says GB is no longer "stupid- friendly". says most of staff will follow.

 

[ivo610]

"Prince Fielder To be next double threat; signs with Packers as OG"

This would actually be ok, as the Packers could compensate him where the Brewers never will.

prince is going to the cubs after this season

 

[ivo610]

Aaron rodgers switches from #12 to #4

 

[Forget Favre]

Due to his behaviour the Packers have decided not to retire jersey #4.

Packers are sold to new private owner Jerry Jones.

Mike McCarthy tells Aaron Rodgers: "It's OK to throw more."

 

[Incubes12]

"In the 2010 Wildcard game: the Philadelphia Eagles defeat the Green Bay Packers."

:drinks: