It happens every season. Regardless of all of the research and effort that goes into controlling these debilitating issues – they seem to rear their ugly heads each and every year about this time.
With the many medical and technological advances, one would think that something could-be, should-be would-be done to control these heartbreaking conditions that afflict so many annually.
I am sure you all know what I am talking about. That’s right, I am referring to Post-draft Psychosis, which often weakens our immune systems, leading to Monodraftulosis.
I know denial is strong, and it will keep some of you from having a clue about or taking in what I am writing about – it’s all right brothers and sisters, I have been there too. But for those of you, who are scratching your heads wondering what the heck is he talking about? let me explain:
When a 22 year old (67th pick of the draft) is less than 6 foot tall and runs his best 40 yard dash in 4.75, yet you are convinced that he is faster than a speeding bullet and leaps tall building in a single bound(and you start penciling him in to the Pro Bowl before he has played a single down in the NFL) – you can bet you are suffering from Post-draft Psychosis, with early onset of Monodraftulosis.
Hell, you probably are suffering from at least one of these two conditions if you believe all of the tall talk above about even A.J. Hawk, the 5th player selected in the draft – especially if you are adding that he is a lock to make the Hall of Fame. Don’t get me wrong, it could happen, but those who are not suffering from these debilitating conditions likely would want to wait to see a few NFL games under his belt before uttering such hyperbole.
The first case sited is a serious, but treatable. A few doses of reality (with a spoon full of sugar of course) and a couple of days of staying away from all draft analysis (pre and post) and you will be on the mend. You will know for certain you are on the road to recovery when you remember that Abdul Hodge, while a wonderful prospect, is going to be a rookie who will need to develop considerably in order to take his game to the next level. And you will begin to remember that he was not even the best LB on a decent (but not great) Iowa football team. It is then that your vision will return and you will see that while he has good upper body strength and long arms, he also has bird like legs. You will notice that he can play too high at times and gets caught on blocks too often. You may even see his pedestrian coverage skills that are a result of tightness in his lower body – especially his hips. If the lighting is just right you may even see that he is a tad on the short side.
The second case sited is a mild one. It can be treated with a good night’s sleep and a single dose of reality (for medicinal purposes only, of course). You will know that you are OK when you can clearly see that this talented athlete from the Ohio State University is explosive, some times too explosive, causing him to over run plays. You may even notice that he occasionally lets blockers lock into his body (which will not work with the size and speed of the Players he will face in the NFL) and that he will need to protect his legs better to keep from being cut and to protect his health and well-being. Good lighting will also reveal that A.J. is not exactly tall either, though he may seem to tower over Abdul.
I do not meaning to scare any of you, but if you start getting really excited about drafting Tony Moll, who was honest enough to say, "I felt like my biggest and best chance would be as a free agent." Or about drafting Johnny Jolly and start comparing him to Gilbert (the Gravedigger) Brown, you are in serious trouble. Home treatment is not likely to be effective, instead you should check into treatment immediately. Don’t worry if the swelling in your brain causes you to score a 10 on the Wonderlic test – like J.J. did at the combine – in your case it is explainable to your illness and may not last.
Oh My God, I just realized in rereading this – I’m suffering a relapse. DAMN, I thought the vaccination I took at the end of our 4 and 12 season would protect me. Must go find a dose of reality and breath fresh air… before it is too late…sorry, too weak to edit… :wink:
With the many medical and technological advances, one would think that something could-be, should-be would-be done to control these heartbreaking conditions that afflict so many annually.
I am sure you all know what I am talking about. That’s right, I am referring to Post-draft Psychosis, which often weakens our immune systems, leading to Monodraftulosis.
I know denial is strong, and it will keep some of you from having a clue about or taking in what I am writing about – it’s all right brothers and sisters, I have been there too. But for those of you, who are scratching your heads wondering what the heck is he talking about? let me explain:
When a 22 year old (67th pick of the draft) is less than 6 foot tall and runs his best 40 yard dash in 4.75, yet you are convinced that he is faster than a speeding bullet and leaps tall building in a single bound(and you start penciling him in to the Pro Bowl before he has played a single down in the NFL) – you can bet you are suffering from Post-draft Psychosis, with early onset of Monodraftulosis.
Hell, you probably are suffering from at least one of these two conditions if you believe all of the tall talk above about even A.J. Hawk, the 5th player selected in the draft – especially if you are adding that he is a lock to make the Hall of Fame. Don’t get me wrong, it could happen, but those who are not suffering from these debilitating conditions likely would want to wait to see a few NFL games under his belt before uttering such hyperbole.
The first case sited is a serious, but treatable. A few doses of reality (with a spoon full of sugar of course) and a couple of days of staying away from all draft analysis (pre and post) and you will be on the mend. You will know for certain you are on the road to recovery when you remember that Abdul Hodge, while a wonderful prospect, is going to be a rookie who will need to develop considerably in order to take his game to the next level. And you will begin to remember that he was not even the best LB on a decent (but not great) Iowa football team. It is then that your vision will return and you will see that while he has good upper body strength and long arms, he also has bird like legs. You will notice that he can play too high at times and gets caught on blocks too often. You may even see his pedestrian coverage skills that are a result of tightness in his lower body – especially his hips. If the lighting is just right you may even see that he is a tad on the short side.
The second case sited is a mild one. It can be treated with a good night’s sleep and a single dose of reality (for medicinal purposes only, of course). You will know that you are OK when you can clearly see that this talented athlete from the Ohio State University is explosive, some times too explosive, causing him to over run plays. You may even notice that he occasionally lets blockers lock into his body (which will not work with the size and speed of the Players he will face in the NFL) and that he will need to protect his legs better to keep from being cut and to protect his health and well-being. Good lighting will also reveal that A.J. is not exactly tall either, though he may seem to tower over Abdul.
I do not meaning to scare any of you, but if you start getting really excited about drafting Tony Moll, who was honest enough to say, "I felt like my biggest and best chance would be as a free agent." Or about drafting Johnny Jolly and start comparing him to Gilbert (the Gravedigger) Brown, you are in serious trouble. Home treatment is not likely to be effective, instead you should check into treatment immediately. Don’t worry if the swelling in your brain causes you to score a 10 on the Wonderlic test – like J.J. did at the combine – in your case it is explainable to your illness and may not last.
Oh My God, I just realized in rereading this – I’m suffering a relapse. DAMN, I thought the vaccination I took at the end of our 4 and 12 season would protect me. Must go find a dose of reality and breath fresh air… before it is too late…sorry, too weak to edit… :wink: