Packers_Finland said:
Oh come on, you yanks don't even know what cold means. You should try coming to Finland (well not now, because of this sudden heatwave).
Actually, this is how we in Wisconsin gauge the cold...
60 above
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Wisconsin people sunbathe.
50 above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Wisconsinites plant gardens.
40 above
Italian cars won't start.
Wisconsin people drive with the windows down.
32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Mississippi river water gets thicker, primarily Minneapollis sludge.
20 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Wisconsin people have the last cook-out before it
gets cold.
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New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Wisconsin people throw on a sweatshirt.
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Californians fly away to Mexico.
Wisconsin people lick the flagpole.
20 below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Wisconsin people get out their winter coats.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Wisconsin's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door
to door.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Wisconsin's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Wisconsin people rent some videos.
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsin people get frustrated when they can't
thaw the keg.
297 below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Wisconsin cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below
ALL atomic motion stops.
Wisconsin people start saying...."Sure has cooled off"
500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Minnesota Vikings Win the Superbowl