Vic is a complete disrespectful tool bag. For a guy who has NEVER put on pads, he certainly talks the talk. He is a wise *** to often and hides behind his keyboard. Half the crap he talks is not even from experience..... he is a joke. I guess since I have never been an airline pilot I can talk a big game like I have been and tell people how to fly?
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OK so where do I put in the key to start her up?
And what does this thingy over here do?
Never mind.
A joystick. A keyboard. It's made by Atari. Yeah, I got this. Now where are the Space Invaders?
A pilot flying a passenger jet airplane is on the intercom and mentions about how high they are flying, the time they are expected to arrive, and the other usual stuff.
When he's done, he forgets to turn off the intercom switch.
He says to his co-pilot, "Man, I could sure go for a cup of coffee and a BJ right about now."
A stewardess in the back of the plane hears this and starts to run up the aisle towards the cockpit to let the pilot know that the intercom switch is still on.
A passenger sees her and yells out, "Hey, honey! Don't forget the cup of coffee!"