Best Aaron Rodgers jokes?

Funny.........and gonna be so true

Interesting how he has his hand on Brent but notice how Brent is holding both of his so tightly against his own body.
He's like "Ew! Get away from me! I'm not going to get chummy with you! How dare you touch me, peasant!"
I dunno but from things I heard and how Aaron wasn't liked when he came to Green Bay I have a feeling that BrINT was never welcoming towards him.

I always liked Favre and even admit to having had a small crush on him in late high school. *ashamed*

He baffled me though with all the drama along with everyone else. He turned me off. Still was a very exciting player though in his prime but what a pain in the *** LOL. Aaron is much more genuine to me.

Chuck Norris wears Aaron Rodgers Pajamas

Chuck Norris wears diapers to bed

And he never even sent you pictures of his junk?

lmao

I'd be more than happy to send you pictures of my junk.
Let's see....
Oh, here's an old car engine that doesn't work. I'll get around to fixing it. Someday.
A TV with a broken antenna and a hole in the screen. But the buttons are still nice and shiny.
Some old rusty nails and hinges and other assorted metal odds and ends.
A dented and scratched washing machine I found on the curb. Have no idea if it works. Always good to have a back up around.
A clock radio with the cord cut in half.
An old screen door that I had from my previous place.
Yessiree I'm quite proud of my junk if I do say so myself.

I bet my junk just hanging around is bigger than yours.

Here's a joke, A-Rod had a great game versus the Vikings but his back up had a better completion record.

I'm offended by seeing your junk.
Delete that immediately!
Dontchya know that children, such as Derps, could see that any minute!?

Do I have too? Is it because its too dirty? Or are you just jealous its bigger than yours.

Oh another A-Rod joke, http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/134050833.html, Aaron Rodgers is one step away from being more favorable than Jesus to some Packer fans.

I googled Aaron Rodgers jokes. Nothing.
Brett Favre jokes? Yeah.
Here's a sample:

Depends, maybe. Diapers I doubt it. Either way, he can kick your @$$.

You don't know Helmets ...he may have amazing ninja skills!

He'd have to catch me first, and with his walker or cane, that ain't happening. He's as old as dirt...

He's 71, and probably in better shape than 80% of people who post here.

I'm guessing at least 80% better than Vikings and their fans......

I'd like to show you all my junk but the BF jerseys went to Goodwill a long time ago.

OMG didn't even think Kitten would see my junk.

Got another Rodgers joke, what do you call Rodgers bad days?
Still better than half the other QB's good days.

All this Favre and junk talk......

Okay, 12 is more then 4 in more ways then one people.