Reporter: Did you just succeed in not telling us anything?

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Re: Reporter: Did you just succeed in not telling us anythin

cheesey said:
BangTheDrum said:
cheesey said:
When I worked at McDonald's, Ted Thompson came in to eat. I took his order.
Cheesey: May i help you sir?
TT:Yes.
CH:What would you like?
TT: Some food.
CH: What are you hungry for? How much do you want to spend?
TT: Well, I can get 3 double cheeseburgers for what one Quarter Pounder would cost, so i think I'll trade down.
CH: Huh?
TT: I'm draf.....I mean eatting now, but with future meals in mind.......let me see the dollar menu again.......
CH: Would you like fries with that?
TT: If i get fries today, that leaves less money for future meals........I'll pass on the fries. Hmmmm.....but I see you have 2 apple pies for a dollar.
CH: Yes sir! We sure do!
TT: Can you give me, one apple pie, and a half order of fries for a dollar?
CH: No......but what i WILL give you is the address of the nearest "Burger King!"
TT: I have coupons.........will you give me a small soda for this "$1.00 off a 6 pack of Cottonelle" coupon?
CH: There's a "Hardees" right down the road too.......

Sounds alot like my ex girlfriend...

Me: You hungry?
Her: Yeah
Me: What for?
Her: Oh I dont know something good
Me: OK, pizza, subs, burgers?
Her: Yeah that sounds good...
Me: Well what would you like to get?
Her: Whatever you want to get I guess
Me: Click, Click... BOOM
I recognize that conversation!!!! :lol:
Then if i say "OK! I'm getting subs then!!!"
I hear "I don't WANT subs!!!" :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol YES omg ha...

me: Well then what do you want?
her: i don't care
 

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Re: Reporter: Did you just succeed in not telling us anythin

bozz_2006 said:
cheesey said:
BangTheDrum said:
cheesey said:
When I worked at McDonald's, Ted Thompson came in to eat. I took his order.
Cheesey: May i help you sir?
TT:Yes.
CH:What would you like?
TT: Some food.
CH: What are you hungry for? How much do you want to spend?
TT: Well, I can get 3 double cheeseburgers for what one Quarter Pounder would cost, so i think I'll trade down.
CH: Huh?
TT: I'm draf.....I mean eatting now, but with future meals in mind.......let me see the dollar menu again.......
CH: Would you like fries with that?
TT: If i get fries today, that leaves less money for future meals........I'll pass on the fries. Hmmmm.....but I see you have 2 apple pies for a dollar.
CH: Yes sir! We sure do!
TT: Can you give me, one apple pie, and a half order of fries for a dollar?
CH: No......but what i WILL give you is the address of the nearest "Burger King!"
TT: I have coupons.........will you give me a small soda for this "$1.00 off a 6 pack of Cottonelle" coupon?
CH: There's a "Hardees" right down the road too.......

Sounds alot like my ex girlfriend...

Me: You hungry?
Her: Yeah
Me: What for?
Her: Oh I dont know something good
Me: OK, pizza, subs, burgers?
Her: Yeah that sounds good...
Me: Well what would you like to get?
Her: Whatever you want to get I guess
Me: Click, Click... BOOM
I recognize that conversation!!!! :lol:
Then if i say "OK! I'm getting subs then!!!"
I hear "I don't WANT subs!!!" :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol YES omg ha...

me: Well then what do you want?
her: i don't care
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ME: Ok, then I'll get some burgers .
Her: Burgers!?!? We just had burgers 5 nights ago!!!
ME: :roll:
 

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