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How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard? Put up goal
posts.~

What do Billy Graham and the Vikings have in common? They both can
make
60,000 people stand up and yell : "Jesus Christ!"~

Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado? To the
Metrodome...they never get a touchdown there.~

What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super bowl ring? ~A
thief.~

Why was Viking's coach Mike Tice upset when the Vikings playbook
was stolen? ~Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.~

What's the difference between Randy Moss and a dollar bill? ~You can
still get four quarters out of a dollar.~

How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody
knows and we may never find out!~

What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
~The Vikings.~

What do both the Vikings and 'possums have in common? ~Both play
dead
at home and get killed on the road.~

I also added a moss pic to the gallery under public funny.
 

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Ever wonder why no one bothers to do Detroit Lions jokes?
Hell, they play in Ford Field.

I've been looking around and no one has anything written up...curious!
 

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Hey I beat the vikings 107 to 7 last night in madden 2005 :) The only TD they got was on an INT (dang Favre).
 

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Ryan said:
Hey I beat the vikings 107 to 7 last night in madden 2005 :) The only TD they got was on an INT (dang Favre).


LoL, he blames the messenger :)


Should have thrown it to WALKER!! heh heh
 

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Ryan said:
Hey I beat the vikings 107 to 7 last night in madden 2005 :) The only TD they got was on an INT (dang Favre).

it's time to either bump up the skill level or take it off 15 min qtrs...lol
 

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I don't know who got the INT, I was too salty that my unrealistic game wasn't a shutout :) I had it on 5min qtr and pro. I do need to bump it up to the next difficulty though. Thinking about it, it was the LOLB that made the INT.
 

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For me, there is a huge increase in difficulty when you go up to All Pro. I went from shut outs to nail biting in the forth quarter.
 

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For me, there is a huge increase in difficulty when you go up to All Pro. I went from shut outs to nail biting in the forth quarter.
That's cool, I am going to bump it up when I play tonight. May cause some arial controller incidents, but it might be worth it to not hit 70 each game :)
 

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You gotta try using the mouse to play, its a pain but man it makes it feel like you are IN the game almost.

My first run play I got jumpy and ran into my blocker to hide lol
 

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Didn't know you could use a mouse, I don't know how much I would like that. I always like playing sports games on a console so you don't have to use the keyboard and mouse. Will any USB mouse work or does it have to be a "special" PS mouse?
 

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You can buy a controller for PC and it doesnt matter what kind of mouse. I have a USB and PS/2 and both work with madden.

I only did the using mouse thing for chits n grins. Its extremely hard for me to tackle like that lol
 
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