Queens Jokes

[sixone220]

How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard? Put up goal
posts.~

What do Billy Graham and the Vikings have in common? They both can
make
60,000 people stand up and yell : "Jesus Christ!"~

Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado? To the
Metrodome...they never get a touchdown there.~

What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super bowl ring? ~A
thief.~

Why was Viking's coach Mike Tice upset when the Vikings playbook
was stolen? ~Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.~

What's the difference between Randy Moss and a dollar bill? ~You can
still get four quarters out of a dollar.~

How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody
knows and we may never find out!~

What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
~The Vikings.~

What do both the Vikings and 'possums have in common? ~Both play
dead
at home and get killed on the road.~

I also added a moss pic to the gallery under public funny.

 

[leopardmech]

LOL They are all classics. What other team could be so easy to make fun of.

Later
Leopardmech

 

[IPBprez]

Ever wonder why no one bothers to do Detroit Lions jokes?
Hell, they play in Ford Field.

I've been looking around and no one has anything written up...curious!

 

[leopardmech]

Ever wonder why no one bothers to do Detroit Lions jokes?

I guess they just haven't been good enough to hate. Although I do hate the Bears and they still suck.

Later
Leopardmech

 

[vikes93animal]

haven't been good enough to hate

HA HA!!! who had the last laugh this year. :lol:
thank you.
we like being good enough to hate.:twisted:

 

[vikes93animal]

What other team could be so easy to make fun of.

i will give you a hint. :mrgreen: :roll: :lol:

bothers to do Detroit Lions jokes?

lol, arent they enuff??????

 

[gotarace27]

we like being good enough to hate.

I can't speak for everyone else but i hate the viking even when their not any good,and thats more often than not. :lol:

 

[vikes93animal]

but i hate the viking

r u pointing anyone out????
lol jj

 

[Ryan]

Hey I beat the vikings 107 to 7 last night in madden 2005 The only TD they got was on an INT (dang Favre).

 

[Zero2Cool]

Hey I beat the vikings 107 to 7 last night in madden 2005 The only TD they got was on an INT (dang Favre).

LoL, he blames the messenger


Should have thrown it to WALKER!! heh heh

 

[vikes93animal]

an INT (dang Favre).

who got the int? AW?
my man the animal?

 

[sixone220]

Hey I beat the vikings 107 to 7 last night in madden 2005 The only TD they got was on an INT (dang Favre).

it's time to either bump up the skill level or take it off 15 min qtrs...lol

 

[Ryan]

I don't know who got the INT, I was too salty that my unrealistic game wasn't a shutout I had it on 5min qtr and pro. I do need to bump it up to the next difficulty though. Thinking about it, it was the LOLB that made the INT.

 

[Zero2Cool]

For me, there is a huge increase in difficulty when you go up to All Pro. I went from shut outs to nail biting in the forth quarter.

 

[Ryan]

For me, there is a huge increase in difficulty when you go up to All Pro. I went from shut outs to nail biting in the forth quarter.

That's cool, I am going to bump it up when I play tonight. May cause some arial controller incidents, but it might be worth it to not hit 70 each game

 

[Zero2Cool]

You gotta try using the mouse to play, its a pain but man it makes it feel like you are IN the game almost.

My first run play I got jumpy and ran into my blocker to hide lol

 

[Ryan]

Didn't know you could use a mouse, I don't know how much I would like that. I always like playing sports games on a console so you don't have to use the keyboard and mouse. Will any USB mouse work or does it have to be a "special" PS mouse?

 

[Zero2Cool]

You can buy a controller for PC and it doesnt matter what kind of mouse. I have a USB and PS/2 and both work with madden.

I only did the using mouse thing for chits n grins. Its extremely hard for me to tackle like that lol