Ted graduated with honors from the "The Less Said The Better" school of business and public speaking.
Can you imagine being on a date with him?
Date: I really like this restaurant Ted. Have you been here before?
Teddy: ...........
Date: So, what do you do for work?
Teddy: I work for a public company.
Date: What do you do there?
Teddy: I work in HR.
Date: Gee, that sounds interesting. Tell me more.
Teddy: ........... ...........
Date:
(Thinks: this isn't going anywhere) So uh, are you interested in me? Want to go back to my place for a night cap?
Teddy: I'm interested in anybody that can help us win games.
Date: Is that a yes?
Teddy: ........... ........... ...........