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MontanaBob Contest

Discussion in 'Packer Fan Forum' started by Ryan, May 6, 2006.

  1. CaliforniaCheez
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    Been away for a couple of days.

    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
    happened in their last home
    before the ugly dome
    when Bud Grant controlled the scene.
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    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
    Were their dumb purple shirts
    And getting stomped in the dirt
    By the unstoppable Gold & Green
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    Man, these are all excellent.
  4. MontanaBob
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    Man, you people are talented. I showed what was in so far to Scott Gragg last night and he about split reading them. He played many years for the 49ers and started 142 straight games for them. Just retired this year. Tim Hauck is out recruiting in California and will be back next week. He's going to have a blast with these.

    If you haven't entered, don't forget to. May 24th deadline.

    MontanaBob
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    Are we allowed more than one entry?
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    I originally said only one entry per person. But I'm wavering a bit on that rule. Let me ask my first grade PE classes what they think I should do and I'll post the answer at 10:20 am this morning...mountain time.

    MB
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    if i know anything about first graders, i think we'll ultimately be allowed more than one entry.
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    If I know anything about first graders, I think they will be too busy having to go Pee Pee to vote :lol:
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    Man, these first graders are vicious. Lots of opinions, lots of potty breaks, lots of whining, etc. But to quote one boy, whose mother just happens to be the Associate A.D. at the U of Montana, " Maybe they can do better on a second try, so they should get two chances." Words of wisdom from a 7 year old.

    So....you may enter TWO (2) times. All other rules must be followed.

    MontanaBob
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    Thank you to all the first graders out there. Hopefully my second try is not considered vulgar or swearing:

    There once was a team called the Queens
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems
    Was to go fishing for bass
    Really looking for a$$
    Just a typical Viking routine.





    Note to judges....by a$$ I mean donkey, of course. Disqualification would be unwarranted!!!!!
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    DePack...I'm sure Mr. Hauck has been nastier than that to many receivers.
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    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
    Is to make the Pack back up,
    As Favre throws up another duck,
    And the Pack fans pull out their hair and scream.
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    :)
    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
    Were helmets with horns
    There heads to adorn,
    A team to make a true Viking scream.
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    Tromadz Part II

    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
    Was to lose to Green Bay,
    In every big game,
    And make it an annual thing!
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    Hey Bob, I,ll give you one to show for the kids involved.
    Ok Gang, I'll give it another shot.......

    "There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,

    Twas to give any excuse & slant,
    Since the depature of Bud Grant,

    and wish they could pose with the TROPHY Saying CHEESE!!!
    [​IMG]
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    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
    was to look like a purple gay duck,
    and more than "da Bears" they suck!
    Hey! You and me know, what that means.
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    Bozz part deux

    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
    Was in 2003,
    When down their legs, they did pee,
    As they blew it in week 17.
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    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems.
    was to charter a boat and raise hell
    get numerous players all sent to jail,
    and never, no never wear a ring.
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    PackerLegend # 2




    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems.
    Was... Well Never,
    But They Have Been Trying Forever
    Just To Fail Yet Again, But They Can Still Have Fun With The Sex Boat Scenes
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    this one gets my vote!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
    Was to wear purple uniforms and play inside
    Right now they are on the outside
    Looking at Super Bowl Trophies from other TEAMS
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    I will have to stick with my original -

    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
    Was four trips to the dance
    A love boat romance
    No trophies but several vaccines
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    There once was a team called the Queens
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
    Is flowing Goldilocks curls
    Always playing like girls
    Wishing they had franks and beans.

    Warren was hilarious in that movie...and an inspiraion today.
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    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose sole claim to fame, so it seems
    Was a dude with a rubber member
    Whose name I don't quite remember
    Just so his pee would flow clean.

    This paid advertisement brough to you by "The Original Whizzinator"
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    There once was a team called the Queens,
    Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
    is having been to four dances
    and squandering their chances
    along with their hopes and their dreams.

    This team that we mention
    Was never in contention,
    It makes their fans bitter,
    They swear and they litter.
    It's always a season of tension.

    There is a hope that one day,
    The Queens will move away,
    To which state, We don't care
    How about Delaware
    Let the North regain it's old way.

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