MontanaBob Contest

MontanaBob, please introduce your contest here

OK gang, here is the contest and the rules. Any entry not following the rules will be disqualified.

1. Finish the limerick that is posted below. Remember, a limerick has 5 lines. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme together, and line 5 rhymes with line 1 and 2.

2. NO vulgarity or swearing. Keep it funny and related to the subject.

3. Post entries in the "reply to topic" area, unless directed to do otherwise by Ryan. One entry per person.

4. Deadline is Wednesday, May 24th at 3:00 pm Mountain time.

5. Judging will be done by Wednesday, May 31st. Tentatively scheduled to judge is former Packer defensive back and former Grizzly Tim Hauck, and former Grizzly and NFL center and long snapper Guy Bingham.

6. The prize package will contain Montana products, Montana Grizzly stuff and more.

Here is the limerick to finish:

"There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
......................................
......................................
...........................................................!"

Good luck and have fun.

MontanaBob

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was to constantly choke,
Their team is a joke,
With their scandalous sex boat routines!

lol nice one Trom, heres my entry:

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was to have cap space to spend,
Do stupid things to try and get a girlfriend,
And hire coaches that are dumber than machines!

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was to lose Super Bowls,
and act like butt holes,
I think it just runs in their genes!

Great so far. Sorry I had to post it early. I realized I will be gone to a conference all day Monday and wouldn't be near my computer. Am leaving tomorrow right after my Granddaughters soccer game.

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was when they had cry baby Moss,
But everytime they left the frozen tundra they had another loss,
Nobody has a chance againist the packers, the real championship TEAM!

"There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
With an empty trophy case,
And their panties of lace,
They remain just a bunch of feans. :loser:

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was to take a boat trip,
with Daunte as the Skip',
And end up with something soap cannot clean

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Is to blow a large horn,
Enact their own porn
And end up with something obscene.

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was four trips to the dance and
A love boat romance
No trophies but several vaccines

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was to win all their games,
But with all their shames,
MAN they get creamed on the greens.

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was to take Packer chicks,
Whose clothes they did strip,
And fulfill all those Packer chicks dreams!

I cannot come up with some lines sorry to say, but there are some pretty good ones.

I have to pick Tromadz limerick.

(Sounds more like a "nightmare" then "dream!") 8)

I finally came up with one. Seems kinda silly.

There once was a team called the Queens
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
was having party boat flings
and trying for super bowl rings
they'll win only in their dreams.

Oh man, these are good. I'm meeting Tim Hauck this afternoon and former 49er Scott Gragg is in town for an awards banquet. I'll see him and see if he'll lend his "expertise" on this also. Keep 'em coming.

In honor of probably the greatest Viking ever (the competition wasn't much) Jim Marshall.

There once was a team called the Queens
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems
Was a fumble return
The wrong way, what a burn
One of many embarassing scenes.

"There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Twas once have a home in the cold frosty air,
Now hide in a dome and kiss Packer Derriere,
and get on boats, shouting free "FRANK & BEANS!"

"I'm in town to play the Dolphins Dumba$$"-Brett Favre's Line in "There's Something About Mary".

cheesehog you get bonus points for the picture of Warren!

Good one cheesy! .....Are you sure you spelled "genes" right?.....I think I smell a joke here :lol: (Bad Pun not intended)

Thanks DePack. your's is pretty clever as well as the others also. Gotta love ("Have you seen my baseball") Warren.

Great lines in that movie!
"What about Brett Fahvera...? "
"We got a Bleeder here!"
"Have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball, Mary?"
"The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker."

LOLOL!!! Yeah......i KNOW! It's like diarhea.........it runs in your JEANS! (I'm SURE that was the one you meant!) :lol: That was what i was nicely eluding too..........i wonder if anyone else caught it? Your right on the ball Cheesehog!!! :wink: