Favre said earlier today in an ESPN interview that I just made up in my head, this:
It would be an honor and a privilege to be a part of the ceremony - for the people of Greenbay. For me, it would disgust me to go back to that pitiful city. I told those Packer management jerks, that if they wanted me to be a part of the ceremony, they will have to hold it in Minneapolis. They haven't gotten back to me yet, I'm sure there is a lot of logistics they have to do to move the location of the ceremony. Oh, rats. I hope they know I need a private green room as I prep for my entrance. Also, Aaron Rodgers will need to be in Europe or something. That rotten job stealer ruined everything.