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- Apr 18, 2009
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1. Seattle Seahawks
1 (Last week)
Tidying up home for visitors.
2. New England Patriots
2
Will rest Bill's hoodie for playoffs.
3. Dallas Cowboys
6
Got Romo's back.
4. Green Bay Packers
5
Hope Lions come down with cold.
5. Arizona Cardinals
4
Would give arm and leg for an arm.
6. Denver Broncos
3
Peyton makes plan to get hurt in '15.
7. Detroit Lions
8
Certain they can be outdoor kitties.
8. Cincinnati Bengals
12
Dalton gang waiting for sundown.
9. Pittsburgh Steelers
11
Plan to lower curtain on Bengals.
10. Indianapolis Colts
7
Trotting into playoffs.
11. San Diego Chargers
13
Prefer to ease into games.
12. Baltimore Ravens
10
Have APB out on missing OL.
13. Philadelphia Eagles
9
Lead NFL in most ineffective plays.
14. Houston Texans
16
Make playoffs w/win and 15 forfeits.
15. Miami Dolphins
17
Philbin gets to keep company car.
16. Buffalo Bills
14
Should rest starters for '15.
17. Kansas City Chiefs
15
Still in hunt in fantasy playoffs.
18. San Francisco 49ers
18
Terrified Harbaugh may stay.
19. Cleveland Browns
19
Specialize in injured QBs.
20. Carolina Panthers
25
Playoffs or high draft pick.
21. Atlanta Falcons
24
Playoffs or high draft pick.
22. Minnesota Vikings
21
Will help Bears fire Trestman.
23. New York Giants
23
Decided to go down swinging.
24. St. Louis Rams
22
Accepted into Fight Club.
25. New Orleans Saints
20
Got another loss left in them.
26. Washington
26
Poised to end season.
27. Chicago Bears
27
Cutler at best with nothing on line.
28. Oakland Raiders
28
Just a top 5 pick or three away.
29. New York Jets
29
Will keep it close for Rex.
30. Jacksonville Jaguars
30
May start guaranteeing W's.
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
31
May score TD before year over.
32. Tennessee Titans
32
Have quit keeping score.
Source: JSOnline.com