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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Forget Favre" data-source="post: 432144" data-attributes="member: 2006">Matt Flynn could run out there and catch his own passes but he likes to be nice to the receivers. The earth rotates because Matt Flynn just stares at it to make it move. It's not the offensive line that keep players from tackling Matt Flynn. They are just too scared to touch him. After Matt Flynn's great game against Detroit, Chuck Norris cried because he realized that he is not Matt Flynn but wishes he was. Matt Flynn doesn't drink Gatorade. He drinks jet fuel. The dinosaurs didn't go extinct. They went into hiding from Matt Flynn. The reason why it gets dark at night is because Matt Flynn throws a football big enough to block the sun. And the reason why there is light during the day is because that football has returned to earth. When the Secret Service found out that Matt Flynn was coming to the White House, 53 agents simultaneously called in sick that day. Matt Flynn teaches birds how to fly. Those who don't fly such as ostriches and penguins have never been taught.  Any "fact" you read about Chuck Norris is just a joke. But any fact you read about Matt Flynn is indeed a real fact.</blockquote>

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