Signed up, posted his requisite 5 posts, in two minutes nonetheless, by talking to himself. Posted his spam and I think that's the last we will see of Melvin. (Looking to be surprised with more posts.)
You need to learn stranger danger. Some regulars here are willing to violate you without posting spam. Sarcasm on :I posted my "howdy" before seeing his spam. I feel so violated.
You need to learn stranger danger. Some regulars here are willing to violate you without posting spam. Sarcasm on :You must be logged in to see this image or video!sarcasm off
I threw you a kiss already. Still waiting for my cut from the naked player.
I figured that. It's tough to compete with this http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/20110208/0508b6_People_Aaron_Rodgers.1.jpg
You need to learn stranger danger. Some regulars here are willing to violate you without posting spam. Sarcasm on :You must be logged in to see this image or video!sarcasm off
Will this person come back lol?
I doubt it. I will not post for one day for every substantive post Melvin makes from now until 12:01am July 1, 2011. The community can judge on what is substantive. I have no fear of missing the end of the lockout or training camp.
I would violate some people if they let me! But if I'm naughty I must sleep on the front porch in a box! Where is this Melvin guy anyway? I wonder if he'd let us violate him for a little bit?