Everyday situations and The Belt...

[ivo610]

Sometimes I'd talk to my wife during sex back when I was married... She always would call at the most inopportune times.

never been married but my gf at the time used to call when I was banging her best friend. I never did answer though.

 

[Forget Favre]

Sometimes I'd talk to my wife during sex back when I was married... She always would call at the most inopportune times.

So did you.
Why didn't you leave us alone?

 

[Forget Favre]

Cheating on your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse.
Putting on the Belt. Fail.

 

[TheSnowPlow]

never been married but my gf at the time used to call when I was banging her best friend. I never did answer though.

:rotfl: "What are you doing? You sound out of breath..." "Oh, I uhhh heard uh... your ring tone, so I uhh rushed to grab my phone cuz uh... I knew it was you..."

/does belt move

 

[Forget Favre]

I have facebooked during sex b4. never twittered...tweeted or watever though

If your a guy or a ***** then I think it's called: Tweeting while ****ing.

 

[TheSnowPlow]

My 4 year old puts on the belt after she poops. She also flexes her biceps and asks me if I want tickets to the gun show. What have I done?

:rotfl: Kids are awesome

 

[Jess]

Sometimes I'd talk to my wife during sex back when I was married... She always would call at the most inopportune times.

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[TheSnowPlow]

Cheating on your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse.
Putting on the Belt. Fail.

Seriously, the wife thing was a joke. She was evil, though, so if I had thought of it I'd have done the belt thing when the divorce was finalized

 

[Ausnadian]

I will be in the bar for a wedding this evening, so every time someone wants a mixed drink, I am gonna put it on the bar and do the belt!