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<blockquote data-quote="weeds" data-source="post: 647618" data-attributes="member: 39"><p>Many years ago when dog track racing became "the thing" in Wisconsin, my boss took my wife and I to the track in Kaukauna for dinner, cocktails and little gaming. I'm not a gambling kinda guy so I didn't know how to bet. However, one race, the dog stopped on the track and pinched a loaf. I was told THAT is the dog you bet on...so I did and won.</p><p></p><p>Well, last night at the two minute warning, I had given up hope of a Packer victory and told my son so much as I walked out of the family room and to take the dog outside. Mind you it was zero degrees and windy as all get out. We're talking COLD folks.</p><p></p><p>So the dog and I get outside and my normally wimpy lap dog went right to the front of the house and dropped a big ol' turd right on the front walk leading to the house from the sidewalk. Well, I grabbed the dog and carried him back into the house...re-entered the family room where my son promptly reminded me that I had said I couldn't watch this anymore. </p><p></p><p>I told him that SOMETHING was gonna happen because the dog planted a steamin' hot pile of excrement on the front walkway. Understand that he blew out early from the Detroit game and listened to that Hail Mary on the car radio driving back to his apartment. 'Lo and behold ... that steamin' hot pile was a harbinger of things to come ... the big omen, if you will. ANOTHER successful Hail Mary...what are the odds???? </p><p></p><p>Now... it turns out that the steamin' hot pile was actually the harbinger...the metaphor, if you will, for the ending of the game and NOT the Hail Mary. </p><p></p><p>Now look, this is supposed the be the negative thread -- so, I'm just complying.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="weeds, post: 647618, member: 39"] Many years ago when dog track racing became "the thing" in Wisconsin, my boss took my wife and I to the track in Kaukauna for dinner, cocktails and little gaming. I'm not a gambling kinda guy so I didn't know how to bet. However, one race, the dog stopped on the track and pinched a loaf. I was told THAT is the dog you bet on...so I did and won. Well, last night at the two minute warning, I had given up hope of a Packer victory and told my son so much as I walked out of the family room and to take the dog outside. Mind you it was zero degrees and windy as all get out. We're talking COLD folks. So the dog and I get outside and my normally wimpy lap dog went right to the front of the house and dropped a big ol' turd right on the front walk leading to the house from the sidewalk. Well, I grabbed the dog and carried him back into the house...re-entered the family room where my son promptly reminded me that I had said I couldn't watch this anymore. I told him that SOMETHING was gonna happen because the dog planted a steamin' hot pile of excrement on the front walkway. Understand that he blew out early from the Detroit game and listened to that Hail Mary on the car radio driving back to his apartment. 'Lo and behold ... that steamin' hot pile was a harbinger of things to come ... the big omen, if you will. ANOTHER successful Hail Mary...what are the odds???? Now... it turns out that the steamin' hot pile was actually the harbinger...the metaphor, if you will, for the ending of the game and NOT the Hail Mary. Now look, this is supposed the be the negative thread -- so, I'm just complying. [/QUOTE]
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