PackerFlatLander
Cheesehead
So, here's two examples of what it's like to live in Illinois and have the Bears get lucky due to an injury and win a game they would otherwise get blown out in ...
1. One idiot comes up to me and places a Packers pacifier on my desk and says he's so sorry. I kindly remind him that I don't have any babies or kids, mostly because I don't want to take a chance of breeding someone like him. That would be unfortunate.
2. Another idiot, who, by the way, has only lived in this country for about five years (not that I have anything against diversity, but five years here does NOT make you a part of this rivalry), decides to pay me a visit flaunting a Bears hat on his head - a hat that looked liked he got it out of the gumball machine at the 7-11 store. He asks me if I'm heartbroken.
So this, ladies and gentlemen, are two prime examples of why I cannot wait until January, because what happens to the Packers this season, in the context of this discussion, is irrelevant. Celebrating the Bears going 28 straight years without a Super Bowl win, will be glorious beyond belief and trust me - these two described morons have no clue what they're in store for. I don't forgive and I sure as hell don't forget. Woof woof. Bear down.
1. One idiot comes up to me and places a Packers pacifier on my desk and says he's so sorry. I kindly remind him that I don't have any babies or kids, mostly because I don't want to take a chance of breeding someone like him. That would be unfortunate.
2. Another idiot, who, by the way, has only lived in this country for about five years (not that I have anything against diversity, but five years here does NOT make you a part of this rivalry), decides to pay me a visit flaunting a Bears hat on his head - a hat that looked liked he got it out of the gumball machine at the 7-11 store. He asks me if I'm heartbroken.
So this, ladies and gentlemen, are two prime examples of why I cannot wait until January, because what happens to the Packers this season, in the context of this discussion, is irrelevant. Celebrating the Bears going 28 straight years without a Super Bowl win, will be glorious beyond belief and trust me - these two described morons have no clue what they're in store for. I don't forgive and I sure as hell don't forget. Woof woof. Bear down.