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- May 22, 2012
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- A Birmingham Scouser
This conversation has seriously degenerated.....pmsl
But, in a nice way!
Might have been God who farted. You should have pointed up and shrugged.I farted once in church during the quietest point in the service, sitting alone, the nearest person being at least 20 feet away so I couldn`t blame anybody else.....lol I changed parish shortly after.
It is what happens when your team is 4-9 and has been sharting the bed all season.
One time preacher overextended his sermon by 20 minutes. I held it best I could. But I was just gassed. The sermon was to “put words into action” Fart without action is just big talkMight have been God who farted. You should have pointed up and shrugged.
Somedays, it feels like I am sitting on the Russian pipeline, so that the rest of you can stop producing your share!Did you know that the average person makes 2 pints of gas per day?
Seeing as how it started with a chair that was going to have it's way with you ... I'd say you're a tough audience buddy.
Ah yes ... the deviled egg... those babies are lethal! Usually potent enough to knock a buzzard off of a sh*t wagon, or, make a freight train take a dirt road. I'll ALWAYS take ownership of those little trail blazers.I lost one once in Church....
That wasn't the worst of it. It was fueled by having eaten over a half dozen deviled eggs the night before. It was a grand one!
L.T. enters this literary masterpiece and contributes "The Lingerer" (not to be confused with "The Wanderer", a song by Dion, or, to the unindoctrinated, a little stink bomb that seems to bounce off walls in a contained area in a relatively short period of time, sending the weak of constitution running for open windows - or creating open windows) ... for those of you not in-the-know, the lingerer is a deposit-free introduction of a gaseous hit-and-run.*Enters thread* An usual smell is lingering
Seems to me that Badger Blast would be the end product.My guaranteed fuel of choice for a real chair rattler and roof raiser is Cracker Barrel's Biscuits and gravy, with a side of bacon. Now if I want to include the peeling off of all the paint on the house in the experience, I add a stop for a couple of scoops of Babcock's Badger Blast!
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