I asked LT to delete my acct
My wife bought me a new electric armchair for my arthritis. She told me it was the latest invention that did EVERYTHING. If you wanted a cup of coffee, you only had to say give me coffee and it brewed the perfect cup. If you wanted your legs raised you just said raise my legs and it does it. If you want a massage you just say give me a massage and it does it. I had an itchy nose and as I went to scratch it my wife said no, just say it and it did it. In my amazement I muttered "well bugger me", and that is all I can remember laying in the casualty room at the hospital !!