The Bears, the dump they call a stadium, their wagon-jumping fans, their toilet seat logo, the ****** vendors who provide sustenance to their fans, the people who named their son/coach after Thurston Howell's wife, any molecule that had previously been a moth or a mushroom that died, lost it's way and become one that makes up Jay Cutler, speed limit signs with Lance Briggs' number on them, the Interstate system that allows people donning Bears' team colors to race north and ruin the pristine landscape of our lovely state and the football gods who continually give the team the luck they've thrived on for years.
I don't hate the ViQueens, I pity them and their fans. If you pay money to wear purple, you're either gay or a Queens fan. How horrible it must be to keep picking from the Packers trash pile trying to get just a touch of the Packers magic to find that there is no such luck in MinnySoda. Once you cross the Mississippi and don purple you're just another in a long line of losers. I suppose it should flatter us that this team considers our cast offs the best they can get. It's hard to argue with the thought process, we are 13 times champs.
Cowboys. Give me a break! Will someone please offer a huge amount of picks and/or money to get Tony Romo the hell out of there? It's no fun hating with all your heart if there's one little glimmer. Arrogance run amok, a STAR for a logo? lol. They have never been America's team and even if they were, the Packers are the World's team. Owned by an arrogant billionaire owner, who identifies with Dallass unless you don't know a damned thing about American football? Hey, might as well have put a sun with little cheery sunbeams on their helmets. How pathetic.
Pate-ree-nots. Another arrogant display. The media still fawns over them even though they've done nothing in the playoffs since they've been exposed and caught cheating. Now they want to glorify the coach who presided over this with a mini-series about his life as a coach? Hey, let's make sure to make a DVD and pass it on to every high school coach out there so they know how important it is to win at all costs, heck, even at the sacrifice of teaching young people about honor and dignity and honest hard work. Yea, I hate this team.
Rex Ryan: This isn't the WWF, it's the NFL. I know, I know, he produces, but still, somebody should slap his fat face and tell him to act like a head coach. Honestly, I really, really hate what he represents, coaches without dignity. It's only one step from him to a parody. I hope every week to see him fail because he drags the status of the game down. I don't even have a dislike for the Jets.
Last: Phillyphucklove. This is arguably the worst the league has to offer. No visitor wants to go see a game there. Nobody outside of Philly likes this team. You all know how classy some fans are here (New Orleans) but these guys suuuuuuck. I don't care one whit that they signed the best FA in this year. I like the coaching staff, but the NFL should blackball scummy cities like this. Trash central in the NFL.
