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Matt Flynn

Discussion in 'Packer Fan Forum' started by packerstl101, May 2, 2011.

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  1. OldSchoolFan Cheesehead

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    He once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.

    His father was named after him.

    He was once pulled over for speeding, but let the officer go with just a warning.
    OldSchoolFan, May 3, 2011
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  2. Helmets Cheesehead

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    He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis
    Helmets, May 3, 2011
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  3. armand34 Cheesehead

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    Matt Flynn shot down an enemy fighter plane once by pointing his finger at it and saying "bang"
    armand34, May 3, 2011
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  4. GreenBayGal Cheese Goddess

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    When you pull Matt Flynn's finger, YOUR"E the one who passes gas.
    GreenBayGal, May 3, 2011
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  5. AmishMafia There's cheese under that hat

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    Matt kept my farm running and fathered 2 of my 11 children when I was in prison.
    AmishMafia, May 3, 2011
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  6. Bensalama21 Ben

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    Matt Flynn doesn't study the Gameplan. He eats it as a pregame meal.
    Bensalama21, May 3, 2011
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    Kitten Feline Cheesehead

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    Matt Flynn is the sole reason the Eagles have never won a Superbowl.
    Kitten, May 3, 2011
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  8. packerstl101 Cheesehead

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    and the vikings
    packerstl101, May 3, 2011
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  9. Jess Movement!

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    On the first day, God said "I think I'll create light tomorrow", and Matt Flynn said "**** that ****, you're doing it today". And so, out of fear for his life, God created light. And it was good.
    Jess, May 3, 2011
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  10. ivo610 Cheesehead

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    If Matt Flynn had sex with a man it wouldnt be because he was gay, it would be because he ran out of women.
    ivo610, May 3, 2011
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  11. ivo610 Cheesehead

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    on his birthday matt flynn selects one lucky fan to be thrown into the sun.
    ivo610, May 3, 2011
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  12. Jess Movement!

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    Matt Flynn doesn't sleep. He also doesn't wait, like that pussy Chuck Norris.
    Jess, May 3, 2011
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  13. ivo610 Cheesehead

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    Food network once tried the show food vs flynn. Food always lost so the show never aired.
    ivo610, May 3, 2011
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  14. Jess Movement!

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    Matt Flynn once threw a ball so hard that it caused the world to spin back a rotation and repeat a day.
    Jess, May 3, 2011
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  15. cheesehurdler Cheesehead

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    Matt Flynn is actually as old as time itself. He only looks like he's in his 20s because Flynn doesn't obey time, time obeys Matt Flynn.

    A long time ago, Matt Flynn played football against an all-dinosaur team. After scoring a touchdown, he spiked the ball so hard that it caused them to go extinct.

    One time in a football game, Flynn led his team to come back from an infinity-point deficit and won.
    cheesehurdler, May 3, 2011
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  16. Jess Movement!

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    Matt Flynn once sent adult text messages to Jenn Sterger, but the pictures were too large and she couldn't open them.
    Jess, May 3, 2011
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  17. packerstl101 Cheesehead

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    Matt Flynn isnt afraid of anything. He fight Lions and Bears with his bare fists.
    packerstl101, May 3, 2011
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  18. PackersRS Cheesehead

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    Plus, he's a terrific drummer.

    Wait, what?
    PackersRS, May 3, 2011
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  19. Jess Movement!

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    Matt Flynn was set to co-star with Brad Pitt in Fight Club, but the studio decided that nobody would go see a movie called "Matt Flynn Beats The **** Out Of Brad Pitt For 3 Hours".
    Jess, May 3, 2011
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  20. cheesehurdler Cheesehead

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    Matt Flynn survived a nuclear bomb. Death didn't come and take him, however, because Flynn had his number.
    cheesehurdler, May 3, 2011
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  21. Jess Movement!

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    Matt Flynn can divide by 0.
    Jess, May 3, 2011
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  22. cheesehurdler Cheesehead

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    After the Super Bowl, Matt Flynn held a post-Super Bowl party at his house. He didn't invite Brett Favre, however, because he doesn't take s**t.
    cheesehurdler, May 3, 2011
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  23. GBPack2010 Cheesehead

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    Matt Flynn might be the most boss backup QB ever. lol
    GBPack2010, May 3, 2011
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  24. packerstl101 Cheesehead

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    Charlie Sheen is winning.
    Matt Flynn has already won.
    packerstl101, May 3, 2011
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  25. OldSchoolFan Cheesehead

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    He once started a fire using only dental floss...and water.
    OldSchoolFan, May 3, 2011
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