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<blockquote data-quote="Clay's Jock Strap" data-source="post: 269858" data-attributes="member: 1977"><p>Just got this in e-mail... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Brett Favre Offseason Calendar</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• Jan 24 – Throw inexcusable pick to blow Vikings Super Bowl chances. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• Jan 25 – Announce that “It’s highly unlikely”<http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/8190210839> you’ll come back to play again in 2010. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• Feb 1 – Get interviewed for Peter King’s MMQB column. Tell him “no decision” has been made, but “Deanna and I are going home to Mississippi” and give it some thought. Fish for compliments by telling King how banged up I am. Be sure to mention that this gets harder every year. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• Feb 1-9 – Quality time with family. Also monitor the web for speculation about my future. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• Feb 10 – Leak to John Clayton I’m retiring. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• Feb 11 – Deny reports about my retirement. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• Feb 15 – Formally announce my retirement in teary press conference. Don’t forget to say “I don’t have anything left” and “I gave it everything I had.” </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• Feb 15-19 - Keep schedule clear to watch “Brett Favre Tribute Week” on ESPN. TiVo same on NFL Net. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• March 1 – Call Adam Schefter to start “second thoughts” rumors. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• March 2 – Deny second thoughts. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• March 15 – Dinner with Chilly. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• March 16 – Call Minneapolis Star Tribune. Say “This is the best I’ve felt in 10 years.” </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• March 20 – Call in with “Mike & Mike.” Insist you’re not coming back but if you did you could compete at a high level. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• April 22-24 – NFL Draft. Encourage Chilly to draft a QB because you’re done. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• April 30-May 3. Skip mini camp. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• May 13 - Call Terrell Owens and ask him if he wants to exchange “Prima Donna” tips. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• May 30 – Have agent call Zygi Wilf re: new contract. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• June 1 – Tell Chris Mortenson “I’m not sure” about coming back. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• July 24 – Training camp opens. Go fishing in Lousiana. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• Aug 24 – Sign record contract. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>• Aug 25 - Report to Vikings camp. Tell press “I’m here to win.” Say you don’t want the focus to be on you. Cry.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Clay's Jock Strap, post: 269858, member: 1977"] Just got this in e-mail... :D [B]Brett Favre Offseason Calendar[/B] • Jan 24 – Throw inexcusable pick to blow Vikings Super Bowl chances. • Jan 25 – Announce that “It’s highly unlikely”<http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/8190210839> you’ll come back to play again in 2010. • Feb 1 – Get interviewed for Peter King’s MMQB column. Tell him “no decision” has been made, but “Deanna and I are going home to Mississippi” and give it some thought. Fish for compliments by telling King how banged up I am. Be sure to mention that this gets harder every year. • Feb 1-9 – Quality time with family. Also monitor the web for speculation about my future. • Feb 10 – Leak to John Clayton I’m retiring. • Feb 11 – Deny reports about my retirement. • Feb 15 – Formally announce my retirement in teary press conference. Don’t forget to say “I don’t have anything left” and “I gave it everything I had.” • Feb 15-19 - Keep schedule clear to watch “Brett Favre Tribute Week” on ESPN. TiVo same on NFL Net. • March 1 – Call Adam Schefter to start “second thoughts” rumors. • March 2 – Deny second thoughts. • March 15 – Dinner with Chilly. • March 16 – Call Minneapolis Star Tribune. Say “This is the best I’ve felt in 10 years.” • March 20 – Call in with “Mike & Mike.” Insist you’re not coming back but if you did you could compete at a high level. • April 22-24 – NFL Draft. Encourage Chilly to draft a QB because you’re done. • April 30-May 3. Skip mini camp. • May 13 - Call Terrell Owens and ask him if he wants to exchange “Prima Donna” tips. • May 30 – Have agent call Zygi Wilf re: new contract. • June 1 – Tell Chris Mortenson “I’m not sure” about coming back. • July 24 – Training camp opens. Go fishing in Lousiana. • Aug 24 – Sign record contract. • Aug 25 - Report to Vikings camp. Tell press “I’m here to win.” Say you don’t want the focus to be on you. Cry. [/QUOTE]
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