Zombieslayer
Cheesehead
Perfect.
As tempted as I am to say that our games will be close, I just have to believe that they won't. the ONLY thing Chicago has is a kick returner. And Detroit can't play outside.
I say kick the ball out of bounds every time. I'm 100% confident our D would have no problem stopping da Bears from their own 40 after every time we score. If we do that, there's a small, but worthwhile chance we shut out da Bears. Shutting out da Bears would be awesome!