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<blockquote data-quote="JBlood" data-source="post: 340886" data-attributes="member: 16"><p><strong>No One Shows Up For Pro Bowl</strong></p><p></p><p> January 30, 2011 | </p><p> <img src="http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/18994/NIB-Aloha-Stadium-R_jpg_600x345_crop-smart_upscale_q85.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> NEW YORK—Despite the game having been scheduled well over a year ago, not a single person associated with the NFL—players, coaches, reporters, or stadium employees—arrived in Honolulu for the Pro Bowl on Sunday. "No one came," NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said at a press conference. "I'd use this as an opportunity to reprimand those who failed to fulfill their duties, but, well, I didn't show up either. I hate the Pro Bowl. It sucks." Though Fox was forced to broadcast a blank screen in lieu of the game, the time slot boasted higher ratings than any Pro Bowl in history.</p><p>© Copyright 2011 Onion Inc. All rights reserved.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JBlood, post: 340886, member: 16"] [B]No One Shows Up For Pro Bowl[/B] January 30, 2011 | [IMG]http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/18994/NIB-Aloha-Stadium-R_jpg_600x345_crop-smart_upscale_q85.jpg[/IMG] NEW YORK—Despite the game having been scheduled well over a year ago, not a single person associated with the NFL—players, coaches, reporters, or stadium employees—arrived in Honolulu for the Pro Bowl on Sunday. "No one came," NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said at a press conference. "I'd use this as an opportunity to reprimand those who failed to fulfill their duties, but, well, I didn't show up either. I hate the Pro Bowl. It sucks." Though Fox was forced to broadcast a blank screen in lieu of the game, the time slot boasted higher ratings than any Pro Bowl in history. © Copyright 2011 Onion Inc. All rights reserved. [/QUOTE]
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