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<blockquote data-quote="JoshuaRHuffman" data-source="post: 298966" data-attributes="member: 2524"><p>It's Official.... From ESPN:</p><p></p><p>GREEN BAY - Has TT went E.T.? With Ryan Grant lost for the season and Brandon Jackson averaging 1 yard per carry, the Green Bay Packers are looking at an unlikely place to improve their running game: Outer Space. </p><p></p><p>Joshua R Huffman has agreed to a 1 year contract with the Packers. He will become the starting halfback in week 5 after passing a league mandated physical upon his earth arrival. </p><p></p><p>Huffman, 65, has become an intergalactic phenomenon for the Pluto Judos after averaging 7,000 yards per season since debuting in 1967. His 22 yards per carry average should be a significant addition to the Packers offense and boost their hopes for a potential Super Bowl run.</p><p></p><p>What may be more important about Huffman's signing than his statistical contribution is his salary: Judos are known to play for the league minimum and express great loyalty to their owners. This is evident in his 43 seasons with the Judos without having played for another organization. As the Planetary Football League is on strike, however, Huffman has looked at other planets for potential work. </p><p></p><p>"I think this is a great opportunity for me and all life from Outer Space" Huffman stated in an interview with John Clayton. "I've always been told that it's harder to run the ball on a planet with gravity because defenders can tackle you easier. I'm looking forward to proving that myth wrong. My people also view Bears as the symbol of Satan, so I'm looking forward to playing them the most." </p><p></p><p>On the day Neil Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon, the Judos were playing the Moon Goons. Despite spending the entire day on the planet, Huffman claims no Earthlings were ever present on the moon.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JoshuaRHuffman, post: 298966, member: 2524"] It's Official.... From ESPN: GREEN BAY - Has TT went E.T.? With Ryan Grant lost for the season and Brandon Jackson averaging 1 yard per carry, the Green Bay Packers are looking at an unlikely place to improve their running game: Outer Space. Joshua R Huffman has agreed to a 1 year contract with the Packers. He will become the starting halfback in week 5 after passing a league mandated physical upon his earth arrival. Huffman, 65, has become an intergalactic phenomenon for the Pluto Judos after averaging 7,000 yards per season since debuting in 1967. His 22 yards per carry average should be a significant addition to the Packers offense and boost their hopes for a potential Super Bowl run. What may be more important about Huffman's signing than his statistical contribution is his salary: Judos are known to play for the league minimum and express great loyalty to their owners. This is evident in his 43 seasons with the Judos without having played for another organization. As the Planetary Football League is on strike, however, Huffman has looked at other planets for potential work. "I think this is a great opportunity for me and all life from Outer Space" Huffman stated in an interview with John Clayton. "I've always been told that it's harder to run the ball on a planet with gravity because defenders can tackle you easier. I'm looking forward to proving that myth wrong. My people also view Bears as the symbol of Satan, so I'm looking forward to playing them the most." On the day Neil Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon, the Judos were playing the Moon Goons. Despite spending the entire day on the planet, Huffman claims no Earthlings were ever present on the moon. [/QUOTE]
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