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Message: <blockquote data-quote="PackFanNChiTown" data-source="post: 703895" data-attributes="member: 1418">I've already sacrificed two chickens. I was trying to find a goat but the only one I could find was on a farm outside town and the farmer's wife wouldn't sell her to me. Thought about grabbing her and putting her in the car but I know the wife would get pissed and visions of Tommy Boy were dancing through my head. The next step was a bull but those are much harder to come by. I broke into the country-western bar up the road and spread some road kill blood on the mechanical bull while chanting in a loosely-interpreted creole dialect but left my Jobu doll behind so that may have negated the effect, (he's a bit finicky anyway and can't help with curve balls either).  I DID catch a mouse in the trap I set yesterday however, so sorry, you guys are toast!</blockquote>

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