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<blockquote data-quote="OldSchoolFan" data-source="post: 360170" data-attributes="member: 2148"><p>What is not mentioned in this article is a what location this man was arrested. I have a cop friend in Chicago and he gave me the details about this nutball.</p><p></p><p>Now you will learn the rest of the story...</p><p></p><p>The back doors burst open of St. Paul's church on 59th St. and this guy comes running in during mass. He is jay bird naked and is shouting and running up and down the aisles, cutting thru the pews, around the alter while the priest and congregation sat in disbelief.</p><p></p><p>Somebody with a cell phone called the cops, and it just happened that there was a car just blocks away. </p><p></p><p>Soon two Chicago cops are chasing this guy around,joined by 3 ushers. Old folks are fainting because of what is happening and it is total chaos with all the shouting and running in the church.</p><p></p><p>The naked guy was doing his best Walter Payton imitation, running, juking, jumping into pews...up and down and all around...</p><p></p><p>Finally the cops had him cornered and caught him...want to know where they got him?</p><p></p><p>They caught him by the organ. :shok:</p><p></p><p>( oh boy, I really had you didn't I?) hehehehe</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="OldSchoolFan, post: 360170, member: 2148"] What is not mentioned in this article is a what location this man was arrested. I have a cop friend in Chicago and he gave me the details about this nutball. Now you will learn the rest of the story... The back doors burst open of St. Paul's church on 59th St. and this guy comes running in during mass. He is jay bird naked and is shouting and running up and down the aisles, cutting thru the pews, around the alter while the priest and congregation sat in disbelief. Somebody with a cell phone called the cops, and it just happened that there was a car just blocks away. Soon two Chicago cops are chasing this guy around,joined by 3 ushers. Old folks are fainting because of what is happening and it is total chaos with all the shouting and running in the church. The naked guy was doing his best Walter Payton imitation, running, juking, jumping into pews...up and down and all around... Finally the cops had him cornered and caught him...want to know where they got him? They caught him by the organ. :shok: ( oh boy, I really had you didn't I?) hehehehe [/QUOTE]
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