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<blockquote data-quote="mradtke66" data-source="post: 968635" data-attributes="member: 4199"><p>Nope, 100% wrong. The short, exaggerated for humor timeline is roughly:</p><p></p><p>Packers: Hey Jared, nice job. We would like to offer you a contract of 3 years, 21 million.</p><p></p><p>Cook's Agent: NO! MORE MONEY NOW!!!</p><p></p><p>Packers: Seriously, this is a pretty nice contract.</p><p></p><p>Cook's Agent: WE WILL CONSIDER SIGNING WITH YOU FOR 1 BILLION DOLLARS! (Doctor Evil Picture here)</p><p></p><p><em>Time passes, other free agent tight ends are signing, leaving the Packers with fewer options.</em></p><p></p><p>Packers: Hey, Martellus Bennett, we could use a tight end. How does 3 years, 21 million sound? 6.3 million as a signing bonus.</p><p></p><p><em>Martellus Bennett runs to sign, faster than a fat kid at and all you eat buffet.</em></p><p></p><p>Cook Agent: Wait, what now?</p><p></p><p><em>Cook's agent is left scrambling.</em></p><p></p><p>Cook's agent: Hey, Jared, so, the market isn't playing out like I expected. Here's the best offer I got.</p><p></p><p>Jared Cook: Excuse me? 2 years, 10.5 million? Why didn't we sign with the Packers. They offered us more!</p><p></p><p>Cook's agent: Well you see, market factors, blah blah blah.</p><p></p><p>Jared Cook: Fine, I'll sign, but once I do...YOU. ARE. FIRED.</p><p></p><p>Cook's Now-Former Agent: [ATTACH=full]18537[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p></p><p>.....AND SCENE!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mradtke66, post: 968635, member: 4199"] Nope, 100% wrong. The short, exaggerated for humor timeline is roughly: Packers: Hey Jared, nice job. We would like to offer you a contract of 3 years, 21 million. Cook's Agent: NO! MORE MONEY NOW!!! Packers: Seriously, this is a pretty nice contract. Cook's Agent: WE WILL CONSIDER SIGNING WITH YOU FOR 1 BILLION DOLLARS! (Doctor Evil Picture here) [I]Time passes, other free agent tight ends are signing, leaving the Packers with fewer options.[/I] Packers: Hey, Martellus Bennett, we could use a tight end. How does 3 years, 21 million sound? 6.3 million as a signing bonus. [I]Martellus Bennett runs to sign, faster than a fat kid at and all you eat buffet.[/I] Cook Agent: Wait, what now? [I]Cook's agent is left scrambling.[/I] Cook's agent: Hey, Jared, so, the market isn't playing out like I expected. Here's the best offer I got. Jared Cook: Excuse me? 2 years, 10.5 million? Why didn't we sign with the Packers. They offered us more! Cook's agent: Well you see, market factors, blah blah blah. Jared Cook: Fine, I'll sign, but once I do...YOU. ARE. FIRED. Cook's Now-Former Agent: [ATTACH type="full"]18537[/ATTACH] .....AND SCENE! [/QUOTE]
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