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<blockquote data-quote="Zeck180" data-source="post: 571841" data-attributes="member: 2428"><p>A week ago I find this long rant by a Lions fan on a game forum, and it is quite funny. And yes <span style="color: #ff0000">{mod note asterisks covering the word does not count}--a vulgar phrase--</span> was mentioned over 20 times.</p><p></p><p><em>I ALREADY COVERED THE CURSED HISTORY OF THE DETROIT LIONS LAST TIME AROUND BUT HOLY **** 2013 WAS A MELTDOWN OF FUKU****INGSHIMA PROPORTIONS. JESUS CHRIST THE LIONS GAVE THE DIVISION AWAY LIKE A ****ING ENTERTAINMENT CENTER ON CRAIGSLIST. AND YOUR NFC NORTH CHAMPIONS? A TEAM WITH NOT SIXTEEN NOT FIFTEEN NOT FOURTEEN NOT THIRTEEN NOT TWELVE NOT ELEVEN NOT TEN NOT ****ING NINE BUT EIGHT ****ING WINS. THINK ON THAT ****. THE LIONS HAD A MOTHER****ING ROSE PETAL PATH TO THE DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP LAID OUT WITH THE ****ING STARS ALIGNED AND SMILING DOWN: EARLY DIVISION WINS. WEAK***** SCHEDULE. RODGERS SIDELINED WITH A FRACTURED CLAVICLE. SMOKIN' JAY CUTLER OUT WITH A STRETCHED ***. EVEN THE VIKINGS WERE STILL ROLLING WITH THAT ****ING POX PONDER. AND HOW DID THE DETROIT LIONS RESPOND TO SUCH A STROKE OF GOOD FORTUNE? SAME AS ALWAYS: BY ****ING THE DOG. HARD</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>OH BUT HERES THE FIX: LETS HIRE SIDELINE CORPSE JIM CALDWELL! I MEAN **** DUDE USED TO GET HIS LUNCH EATEN BY A BUNCH OF ****ING BASKETBALL SCHOOLS BUT HEY I BET THE GUY WHO GOT OWNED BY THE ****ING EAST CAROLINA PIRATES IS SURE TO TAKE US TO THE TOP! WHAT A ****ING LOSER. EVEN DRUNK DRIVINGASS COCAINE SNITCH TIM ALLEN BAGS ON THIS ****ING GUY. AND IF THAT WERENT DEPRESSING ENOUGH HEY LOOK WHOS BACK IT'S DAN ORLOVSKY. DAN "WHOOPS I JUST RAN OUT THE BACK OF THE ENDZONE LIKE A ****ING *******" ****ING ORLOVSKY. JESUS CHRIST THE BUCS MUSTVE BURIED THAT MOTHER****ER IN THE PET SEMATARY. ****ING CALDWELL DRAGGING THIS ******* BACK INTO DETROIT LIKE HALF A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER STUCK TO HIS SHOE. "NOPE DONT NEED A NUMBER THREE HERE! ORLOVSKYS GOT IT COVERED." THAT AINT JUST A RECIPE FOR DISASTER. THATS A DINNER READY TO BE ****ING SERVED</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>AT LEAST WE FINALLY TOOK DAVID AKERS OUT BACK AND SHOT HIM. ****ING GUY KICKED LIKE A ****ING SABOTEUR. KERRY VON ERICH COULDVE MADE SOME OF THE FIELD GOALS THAT MOTHER****ER BRICKED</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>SUHS GOT NINE TOES OUT THE DOOR AND IM STILL SITTING HERE WEARING HIS JERSEY LIKE A ****ING IDIOT</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF THAT CALIFORNIA ******* JOE FAURIA STARTS DANCING DURING A GAME THEYRE WELL ON THEIR WAY TO LOSING AGAIN IM GONNA MAKE PERSONALLY ******* SURE THAT IT WAS A SMART DECISION TO DRAFT A THIRD TIGHT END*</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>*WORD IS THE LIONS SIGNED LIKE NINE MORE TIGHT ENDS SINCE I STARTED TYPING THAT SENTENCE. THE ****ING SQUAD IS 33 1/3% TIGHT ENDS AND MEANWHILE THE SECONDARY LOOKS LIKE THE ****ING 26TH TURN IN A GAME OF JENGA</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>***** AND GRINS THOUGHT ID ASK MY OLD MAN FOR SOME FUEL FOR THIS FIRE. HE STARTED QUOTING NIETZSCHE. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT MOTHER****ER KNEW HOW TO READ. ****ING LIONS</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zeck180, post: 571841, member: 2428"] A week ago I find this long rant by a Lions fan on a game forum, and it is quite funny. And yes [COLOR=#ff0000]{mod note asterisks covering the word does not count}--a vulgar phrase--[/COLOR] was mentioned over 20 times. [I]I ALREADY COVERED THE CURSED HISTORY OF THE DETROIT LIONS LAST TIME AROUND BUT HOLY **** 2013 WAS A MELTDOWN OF FUKU****INGSHIMA PROPORTIONS. JESUS CHRIST THE LIONS GAVE THE DIVISION AWAY LIKE A ****ING ENTERTAINMENT CENTER ON CRAIGSLIST. AND YOUR NFC NORTH CHAMPIONS? A TEAM WITH NOT SIXTEEN NOT FIFTEEN NOT FOURTEEN NOT THIRTEEN NOT TWELVE NOT ELEVEN NOT TEN NOT ****ING NINE BUT EIGHT ****ING WINS. THINK ON THAT ****. THE LIONS HAD A MOTHER****ING ROSE PETAL PATH TO THE DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP LAID OUT WITH THE ****ING STARS ALIGNED AND SMILING DOWN: EARLY DIVISION WINS. WEAK***** SCHEDULE. RODGERS SIDELINED WITH A FRACTURED CLAVICLE. SMOKIN' JAY CUTLER OUT WITH A STRETCHED ***. EVEN THE VIKINGS WERE STILL ROLLING WITH THAT ****ING POX PONDER. AND HOW DID THE DETROIT LIONS RESPOND TO SUCH A STROKE OF GOOD FORTUNE? SAME AS ALWAYS: BY ****ING THE DOG. HARD OH BUT HERES THE FIX: LETS HIRE SIDELINE CORPSE JIM CALDWELL! I MEAN **** DUDE USED TO GET HIS LUNCH EATEN BY A BUNCH OF ****ING BASKETBALL SCHOOLS BUT HEY I BET THE GUY WHO GOT OWNED BY THE ****ING EAST CAROLINA PIRATES IS SURE TO TAKE US TO THE TOP! WHAT A ****ING LOSER. EVEN DRUNK DRIVINGASS COCAINE SNITCH TIM ALLEN BAGS ON THIS ****ING GUY. AND IF THAT WERENT DEPRESSING ENOUGH HEY LOOK WHOS BACK IT'S DAN ORLOVSKY. DAN "WHOOPS I JUST RAN OUT THE BACK OF THE ENDZONE LIKE A ****ING *******" ****ING ORLOVSKY. JESUS CHRIST THE BUCS MUSTVE BURIED THAT MOTHER****ER IN THE PET SEMATARY. ****ING CALDWELL DRAGGING THIS ******* BACK INTO DETROIT LIKE HALF A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER STUCK TO HIS SHOE. "NOPE DONT NEED A NUMBER THREE HERE! ORLOVSKYS GOT IT COVERED." THAT AINT JUST A RECIPE FOR DISASTER. THATS A DINNER READY TO BE ****ING SERVED AT LEAST WE FINALLY TOOK DAVID AKERS OUT BACK AND SHOT HIM. ****ING GUY KICKED LIKE A ****ING SABOTEUR. KERRY VON ERICH COULDVE MADE SOME OF THE FIELD GOALS THAT MOTHER****ER BRICKED SUHS GOT NINE TOES OUT THE DOOR AND IM STILL SITTING HERE WEARING HIS JERSEY LIKE A ****ING IDIOT AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF THAT CALIFORNIA ******* JOE FAURIA STARTS DANCING DURING A GAME THEYRE WELL ON THEIR WAY TO LOSING AGAIN IM GONNA MAKE PERSONALLY ******* SURE THAT IT WAS A SMART DECISION TO DRAFT A THIRD TIGHT END* *WORD IS THE LIONS SIGNED LIKE NINE MORE TIGHT ENDS SINCE I STARTED TYPING THAT SENTENCE. THE ****ING SQUAD IS 33 1/3% TIGHT ENDS AND MEANWHILE THE SECONDARY LOOKS LIKE THE ****ING 26TH TURN IN A GAME OF JENGA ***** AND GRINS THOUGHT ID ASK MY OLD MAN FOR SOME FUEL FOR THIS FIRE. HE STARTED QUOTING NIETZSCHE. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT MOTHER****ER KNEW HOW TO READ. ****ING LIONS[/I] [/QUOTE]
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