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Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by cheesey, Feb 28, 2006.

  1. cheesey

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    Three older men were sitting together talking. A 60 year old, 70 year old, and 80 year old. As most men do, they were complaining about their problems.......the 60 year old said "Man.......all during the night, i feel like i gotta PEE! Then i get out of bed, go to the bathroom, stand by the toilet, and only a few drops come out! Here i feel like i REALLY gotta go, and NOTHING! This happens several times a NIGHT! It's FRUSTRATING!" The 70 year old says "You think THATS bad! Me, i feel like i gotta take a crap. I sit on the toilet, and NOTHING! I get SO constipated, i can't STAND it! This can go on for DAYS before i finally go!" Finally the 80 year old man says "Thats nothing!" The 60 year old says "What? You can't pee either?" The 80year old says "I got no problem peeing! 6:30 every morning i pee like a cow peeing on a flat rock!" The 70 year old says "Then you must have trouble taking a crap!" The 80 year old says "Nope! 6:30 every morning I have the BEST bowel movement you can imagine! Just like clock work!" So both men chime in "Then WHAT do you have to complain about???" The 80 year old says..........................

















    "Well...........I don't get outta BED until 7!!!!" :wink:
     
  2. GakkofNorway

    GakkofNorway Cheesehead

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    hahaha lol
     
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  4. Noisey Packer Fan

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    I have 3 things to say
    FUNNY :D
    TRUE :shock:

    And I have never had that problem yet. :roll:
     
  5. cheesey

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    LOLOL Noisey!!!
    I guess i'm getting close to that 'special" age..........so it made ME laugh!!!
     
  6. Noisey Packer Fan

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    Thanks it was the first thing that went through my mind when I read it so I posted it :D
     
  7. gopackgo4

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    LOLLOLOLOLOLOL very nice
     
  8. PackerChick

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    That one sounds good enough to me.
     
  9. cheesey

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    As i get older......."reality" has a way of coming up and biting me in the BUTT!!!!LOLOL!!! :lol:
     
  10. GakkofNorway

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    how the hell did you get divisional MVP so fast cheesey? cheater!!
     
  12. cheesey

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    Hey.....your "only" 180 behind me!!! (I TOLD you you couldn't keep up!!!)LOLOL!!! :lol:
    Actually...........I had Barry Bonds give me injections of "health" stuff everyday. That helped me reach my full "natural" potential here! :wink:
     
  13. GakkofNorway

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    lolol nice avatar Cheesey, I really like it! :D

    When am I going to get that jacket that you will send to me? :D:D:D:D:D
     
  14. GakkofNorway

    GakkofNorway Cheesehead

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    btw soon I'm only a 100 posts behind you, in exactly 3 posts?

    looks like I caught up at least 80 posts today! :D

    I got some of that barry bonds stuff too, from Dan Patrick over at the ESPN radiostation!

    Finally I've reached my natural potential, though I think there is some more room to grow!
     
  15. cheesey

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    You know Gakk......you MAY pass me by..........but i am METHODICAL!!! It's only a matter of time before i pass you by......again! (I can't help it if i am such a good talker!) :wink:
    Oh.......and i NEED my coat! Gotta have it for hunting every November!!!
     
  16. GakkofNorway

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    You can buy me a new one and take me hunting, I'll bring my H&K G36k service weapon :p

    [​IMG]

    Should be able to kill some deer with it :D:D
     
  17. Noisey Packer Fan

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    Hay is this ak47 heat seeking shotgun from the 30 point Buck song? :p
     
  18. cheesey

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    No.....that was a "Combination Ak57 uzi radar lazerd double barreled scoped heat seaking shotgun!" (I have that goofy song memorized!)

    I actually use a .30-.30 rifle for my hunting. (Or as we call it in Wisconsin........A "Turdy Turdy!") :lol:
     
  19. GakkofNorway

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    do you have a picture of it?
     
  20. Noisey Packer Fan

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    No I dont but I wish I did
     
  21. GakkofNorway

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    When me and cheesey are going on the huntin' trip, I'm gonna use that gun! :D
     
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    What part of wisconsin do u live in we dont say that maybe if your a yooper but not wiconsinites
     
  23. GakkofNorway

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    I live in Norway, I thought that was pointed out in my nickname? :p
     
  24. gopackgo4

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    not u cheesy
     
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    I live about 20 miles north of Milwaukee. And if you listen to people from Wisconsin talk, you would be surprised at how much of an accent we have. You don't pick up on it when you LIVE here, but go away for awhile and come back, and you will be amazed! In 1986 in worked all over the country, and i had people point out things i said that i didn't even realize. In some it's REAL pronounced, in some, not as noticable. Not just "Yoopers" talk that way. Alot of us have our little quirks in our language. You hear "Yeah!" alot...........just like in the movie "Fargo"........it's not as strong, but it's there!
     

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