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<blockquote data-quote="ivo610" data-source="post: 377290" data-attributes="member: 2128"><p>This is about as political as this forum should get - </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from Wisconsin.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">A few days after the election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her Father and says, 'So, Dad, I hope you and Mom will be coming to my inauguration?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">'I don't think so. It's an 18 hour drive."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">Oh Dad," replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington ..'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you eat.' Do they serve tap beer ????</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington , I'll ensure your </span><span style="color: #080000">meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan is being sworn in as President of the United States . </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">In the front row sits </span><span style="color: #080000">the new president's Dad and Mom. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there </span><span style="color: #080000">with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States ..'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">The Senator whispers back, 'You bet I do.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"> <span style="color: #080000">Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for the Green Bay Packers."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ivo610, post: 377290, member: 2128"] This is about as political as this forum should get - [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000a0] [COLOR=#080000]The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from Wisconsin.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]A few days after the election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her Father and says, 'So, Dad, I hope you and Mom will be coming to my inauguration?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]'I don't think so. It's an 18 hour drive."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]Oh Dad," replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington ..'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you eat.' Do they serve tap beer ????[/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington , I'll ensure your [/COLOR][COLOR=#080000]meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan is being sworn in as President of the United States . [/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]In the front row sits [/COLOR][COLOR=#080000]the new president's Dad and Mom. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there [/COLOR][COLOR=#080000]with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States ..'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]The Senator whispers back, 'You bet I do.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#080000]Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for the Green Bay Packers."[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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