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The Hoff: An Update

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by digsthepack, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. digsthepack

    digsthepack Cheesehead

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    It is with deep sadness and the heaviest of hearts I inform everyone (especially Ryan) that David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff has contracted slapdabitch disease. A terrible illness whereupon one feels compelled to slap up the woman in their life.

    Symptoms leading up to the illness include:

    1. A fading career (except musical endeavors in Germany)

    2. Alcohol abuse

    3. Living on the cusp of self-parody

    4. Referring to one's self in third-person context (actually referred to himself as "The Hoff" once on TV!)

    5. Bad plastic surgery and cosmetic dental work

    So sad........................another fallen hero!!
     
  2. cheesey

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    Well........he didn't have to fall far for me...........he was at the lowest point on my "hero" meter to start with. So the fall wasn't too far!!!LOLOLOL!!! :lol:
     
  3. Ryan

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    Good stuff digs, good stuff lol
     
  4. bavpb

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    :lol: :lol:

    BUT!: Digs, did you notice, that the latest Hoff- album is called....

    So, he don't sing Germany (thank god), he sings America. (allthough I fear, that the album will be sold more in Germany than in America :cry: :evil: )
     
  5. cheesey

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    I don't see what it's called.......it's just a red "X" where i think the album is supposed to be. Here's a few guesses to what it's title will be..........

    Get HOFF my back woman!!!

    How HOFFten do i have to slap you to show you i care?

    HOFF to the BIG HOUSE!

    Am i close??? :wink:
     
  6. bavpb

    bavpb Cheesehead

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    :lol: :lol:
    I hope it works this time!


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  7. cheesey

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    LOLOL!!!! Geez......he looks EVIL!!! :shock: 8)
     
  8. digsthepack

    digsthepack Cheesehead

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    I think I can distinguish "666" in the light playing on his curly locks.

    He IS Satan!!
     
  9. MontanaBob

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    Ten years ago we were at Disneyland and went over to Universal Studios for a day. The car he drove in Knightrider was on display. As we were walking by a big old pigeon flew over and dropped a bomb right on the hood. That should have been a sign right there that things were going to go bad for the guy.
     
  10. Ryan

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    Oh yeah, Kitt, that's the bomb...
     
  11. cheesey

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    Sounds like according to Bob, the BOMB was dropped ON Kit!!! :lol:
     
  12. PackerChick

    PackerChick Cheesehead

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    He didnt have to fall far anyhow.
     
  13. gopackgo4

    gopackgo4 Cheesehead

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    SInce when is this guy a hero
     
  14. PackerChick

    PackerChick Cheesehead

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    huh? hero of what?
     
  15. gopackgo4

    gopackgo4 Cheesehead

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    I dont know thats what digs said
     
  16. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    Got lock? Ban? K thx
     

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