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The Golden phone to God......

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by cheesey, Mar 24, 2006.

  1. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    A man from Illinois decided to write a book about churches around the
    country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working
    east
    from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs
    and making notes.

    He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued
    with a sign which read "$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he
    asked about the phone. The pastor answered that this golden phone is,
    in
    fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk
    directly to God.

    The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to
    visit churches in Denver, Des Moines, Dubuque, St. Louis, Chicago, even
    east to Raleigh and Gary and he found more phones, with the same sign,
    and got the same answer from each pastor.

    Finally, he arrived in Wisconsin. Upon entering a church in Prairie
    du
    Chien he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read
    "Calls: 25 cents! . Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor.
    "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each
    church, I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a
    direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but, in the other
    churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 25 cents a
    call.
    Why?"

    The pastor, smiling, replied, "Son, you're in Wisconsin now. This is
    God's country...it's a local call." :lol:
     
  2. GakkofNorway

    GakkofNorway Cheesehead

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    loloooooooooool cheesey :pO
     

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