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The Continuing Two Sentence Story

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by I_am_smoked_cheddar, Jul 20, 2012.

  1. GreenBlood

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    Jason whirls around to see Thorn held tightly in the embrace of his uncle Mark. Mark says,"Jason I'd really like to thank for introducing us and if there is any way possible that I can possibly repay you for this gift..."
     
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    Yeah, there is. You can make your own damn donuts from now on!
     
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    All of a sudden the door rings and it is Emily, the pizza delivery girl who is always flirting with Jason.
     
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    Jason goes to hand Emily the money & tells her he has the hots for her. He then tells her he'll give'r an extra $10 if she'll lay one on him. Emily replies....
     
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    I never knew you liked me, I always thought you liked Rose. Isn't that why you bought her that expensive engagement ring?
     
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    Jason replied, "That was only because she wouldn't put out until she thought I was committed. But now she's used goods and I'm ready to move on to a much finer looking lay ... dee, I mean lady."
     
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    Emily responded, "So what you're telling me is that Rose is... available? You don't think she's into chicks, do you?"
     
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    "I mean, the only reason I was after you was to maybe get some action with her ... again. A roll-in-the-hay takes on a whole different meaning now than when we were kids."
     
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    Jason replies,Emily you give me a chance & you won't want Rose. I've got exactly what you need.
     
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    Emily's response shocked Jason. "No," she said, "I had one of those once back when my name was Donald."
     
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    Rose enjoyed it then. She doesn't know I was him.
     
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    So far she doesn't. To think I wanted you.
     
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    Suddenly the world goes dark. Jason looks outside and notices a solar eclipse is happening.
     
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    Horrified, Jason froze in his tracks. He remembered what the gypsy had told him just two days prior.
     
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    The world will go dark for about 10 min. During this time you will lose your first love to another person
     
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    "Dear God, No!". Jason uttered as he reached into his boxers, terrified his first love may not be there.
     
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    Mark notices Jason's pained expression and quick grope and goes, "They're not there you spineless wimp. The voodoo gypsy was on my payroll and now, besides all my money, I can double my pleasure and give it from both sides now.
     
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    NO you can't do this to me Jason yells. What will I do w/o them?
     
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    "Don't worry", said Thorn. "If Jay Cutler can become an NFL QB without them, there is no reason you can't go on to have some degree of success also."
     
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    Who would have expected Jay Culter to enter at this moment as the back-up pizza deliverer? "The Bears thought they might suck less if I were off the team, and out of the league entirely", Jay muttered.
     
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    I always felt that way But thought I could try & pass It off as an NFL QB Jay thinks to himself. Urlacher orders a pizza & when Jay Cutler delivers it to his house Urlacher says
     
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    "Rawr". Thorn then comes up and smacks his butt...
     
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    Jay sees Thorn & says Thorn I thought u liked Jason? Thorn replies I wanna be w/someone I can really push around & that's a Bears player
     
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