Forget Favre
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Turn on the TV for any Vikings game televised with commentators.
Be sure to have the volume up loud enough to hear.
Have on hand a large bottle of whisky of your choice and one bottle of beer.
And one oz shot glasses.
Take a shot anytime any of the announcers says or relates any of the following about Brett Favre:
He's 40 years old and he's still playing!
It took three of his teammates to visit him in Mississippi to get him back.
He's a grandpa.
He's going to start in another consecutive game.
I can't say enough good things about Brett.
He leads the leauge with (Whatever awesome stat they say.)
(Any time the camera shows him on the sidelines when he isn't really doing anything when the opposing QB is playing.)
Brett Favre had ankle surgery.
He unretired like he has done for the past few years and missed training camp.
(If they show a replay of a TD throw 3 times or more.)
Take two shots and drink the beer anytime any of the announcers say any of the following about Brett Favre:
(Optional: Finish the bottle of whisky. If you hear any of these, you deserve it because you won't hear any of these too often or not at all!)
He leads the league in interceptions.
He leads with fumbles.
He hasn't won a superbowl for a long time.
I expect him to lose in the playoffs this year like he does every year.
He's terrible! Why did he come back this year?
I can't say enough bad things about Brett.
He's a prima donna drama queen who doesn't care about missing training camp.
(If the announcers praise and go on about the opposing QB, as much as they do about Brett, if the QB is winning the game, or is also an MVP player or who has also won a SB.)
Notes:
If you have any to add to either of these lists, feel free to do so.
Be careful when playing this game! It could kill you and then you'd really "Forget Favre."
This is not meant to be taken seriously. It is meant to be sarcastic. :Heristical:
But if you want to play it, see note #2.
Just be sure your butt is planted somewhere for a while because you will be wasted by the end of the game.
Know your limits.
Don't get drunk and drive.
Be sure to have the volume up loud enough to hear.
Have on hand a large bottle of whisky of your choice and one bottle of beer.
And one oz shot glasses.
Take a shot anytime any of the announcers says or relates any of the following about Brett Favre:
He's 40 years old and he's still playing!
It took three of his teammates to visit him in Mississippi to get him back.
He's a grandpa.
He's going to start in another consecutive game.
I can't say enough good things about Brett.
He leads the leauge with (Whatever awesome stat they say.)
(Any time the camera shows him on the sidelines when he isn't really doing anything when the opposing QB is playing.)
Brett Favre had ankle surgery.
He unretired like he has done for the past few years and missed training camp.
(If they show a replay of a TD throw 3 times or more.)
Take two shots and drink the beer anytime any of the announcers say any of the following about Brett Favre:
(Optional: Finish the bottle of whisky. If you hear any of these, you deserve it because you won't hear any of these too often or not at all!)
He leads the league in interceptions.
He leads with fumbles.
He hasn't won a superbowl for a long time.
I expect him to lose in the playoffs this year like he does every year.
He's terrible! Why did he come back this year?
I can't say enough bad things about Brett.
He's a prima donna drama queen who doesn't care about missing training camp.
(If the announcers praise and go on about the opposing QB, as much as they do about Brett, if the QB is winning the game, or is also an MVP player or who has also won a SB.)
Notes:
If you have any to add to either of these lists, feel free to do so.
Be careful when playing this game! It could kill you and then you'd really "Forget Favre."
This is not meant to be taken seriously. It is meant to be sarcastic. :Heristical:
But if you want to play it, see note #2.
Just be sure your butt is planted somewhere for a while because you will be wasted by the end of the game.
Know your limits.
Don't get drunk and drive.
