T.O. and McNabb text message (Hilarious)

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http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/st ... llo/061009

4:10 p.m.
McNabb: Good luck 2day … not

T.O.: Can't txt. My cell battery is low

T.O.: Nevermind. A fan just hit me w a battery. I'll use that

5:56 p.m.
McNabb: Ha-ha. Zero catches at halftime. Now don't go OD on painkillers

T.O.: That's insensitive. Many Eagles fans are probably on painkillers

McNabb: Good point. Sorry

T.O.: Kidding. That's not what happened anyway. I had 2 go 2 the hospital cuz I ate a can of your nasty soup. Tell them every can should come w a free stomach pump

McNabb: Don't make me have my mom give u a beatdown. We both know she could

6:15 p.m.
McNabb: My coach says 2 ask your coach if they're still on for the cheesesteak buffet after the game

T.O.: Let me ask

T.O.: He says yes. Says that's the whole reason he made the trip

6:43 p.m.
McNabb: Nice drop on that last pass, moron

T.O.: Tnx. I got so used 2 playing w u that I'm still not used 2 having passes hit me in the hands

6:58 p.m.
T.O.: I thought u should know that your backup qb stares at your butt when you are behind center

McNabb: Enough with that. Grow up. Jeff Garcia is dating a Playboy model

T.O.: AJ Feeley is not dating a Playboy model

Donovan McNabb
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McNabb must be feeling pretty good today.

7:12 p.m.
T.O.: Are u going 2 buy my children's book about sharing for your kids?

McNabb: No

T.O.: Y?

McNabb: Because I hate u

T.O.: Then u probably won't like my next children's book about sharing. It's about a chubby, out of shape qb named Little D who shares with his teammates that he's nervous about the big game by throwing up on them in the huddle

McNabb: I really, really despise u

7:44 p.m.
McNabb: Ha ha u lost. LOL

T.O.: Who knew there are qbs worse than u? I should have done some research. I need a new agent
 

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Yared-Yam said:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/061009

4:10 p.m.
McNabb: Good luck 2day … not

T.O.: Can't txt. My cell battery is low

T.O.: Nevermind. A fan just hit me w a battery. I'll use that

5:56 p.m.
McNabb: Ha-ha. Zero catches at halftime. Now don't go OD on painkillers

T.O.: That's insensitive. Many Eagles fans are probably on painkillers

McNabb: Good point. Sorry

T.O.: Kidding. That's not what happened anyway. I had 2 go 2 the hospital cuz I ate a can of your nasty soup. Tell them every can should come w a free stomach pump

McNabb: Don't make me have my mom give u a beatdown. We both know she could

6:15 p.m.
McNabb: My coach says 2 ask your coach if they're still on for the cheesesteak buffet after the game

T.O.: Let me ask

T.O.: He says yes. Says that's the whole reason he made the trip

6:43 p.m.
McNabb: Nice drop on that last pass, moron

T.O.: Tnx. I got so used 2 playing w u that I'm still not used 2 having passes hit me in the hands

6:58 p.m.
T.O.: I thought u should know that your backup qb stares at your butt when you are behind center

McNabb: Enough with that. Grow up. Jeff Garcia is dating a Playboy model

T.O.: AJ Feeley is not dating a Playboy model

Donovan McNabb
Tom Briglia/WireImage
McNabb must be feeling pretty good today.

7:12 p.m.
T.O.: Are u going 2 buy my children's book about sharing for your kids?

McNabb: No

T.O.: Y?

McNabb: Because I hate u

T.O.: Then u probably won't like my next children's book about sharing. It's about a chubby, out of shape qb named Little D who shares with his teammates that he's nervous about the big game by throwing up on them in the huddle

McNabb: I really, really despise u

7:44 p.m.
McNabb: Ha ha u lost. LOL

T.O.: Who knew there are qbs worse than u? I should have done some research. I need a new agent

This whole exchange is hilarious, but I think the last two lines take the cake.
 
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