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Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by IGHPack, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. IGHPack

    IGHPack Cheesehead

    Jun 27, 2005
    A man had been ship wrecked on an island for over a year. One morning he

    awakened to a beautiful sunrise. As he walked down to the beach, he
    noticed a gorgeous woman in a row boat heading his way. When she landed
    the boat, the man was incredulous! Where did you come from?

    "The other side of this island! I've been stranded for over a year now",

    said the woman.

    "Where did you get the row boat", he asked.

    The woman replied that she had made it. "I wove palm branches for the
    hull and carved the gunwales and transom from teak I found on the
    island. I carved the oars from a tupelo gum tree. I made tools from some

    rock, that when heated to the melting point, were easily forged into
    sharp tools.

    The man was amazed. "This is incredible. What do you live in?"

    The woman told him that she had built a house on the other side of the
    island, and asked him if he would like to come over for a visit.

    Of course he said YES. They rowed around the island to find a beautiful
    boat dock with ornate hand carved rails. The man was amazed at all that
    he saw. There was a rock pathway up to a beautifully painted blue and
    white house. "You made all this yourself?" the man asked.

    "Why, yes" answered the woman, "would you like to come in for a drink?"

    He said, "No, I'm kinda tired of coconut juice".

    She said,"well how about a nice pina colada?" It was the best thing he
    had to drink in a long time. She told him that there was a razor up
    stairs in the bathroom, and that he could shave and shower if he wanted
    to. She said,"I'm going to slip into something a little more

    The man went to the second floor where he found a shower with a roof top

    storage tank and a solar heater the woman had fabricated from bamboo.
    The razor was made from clam shells that were incredibly sharp, attached

    to a nice wooden handle. It even had a 'pivoting head! He was completely

    flabbergasted that this woman had made all this with her own hands!
    After his shower he returned downstairs to find the woman in a sexy
    negligee that she had made from a few small vines.

    She looked at him with a longing look in her eyes...and said, "We've
    both have been stranded for a long time, is there something... you
    know... that we could do together... something you've missed?"

    The man got a gleam in his eyes and with a huge smile on his face...
    looked at the woman and said,

    "WOW! You mean... we can watch the Packers game from here?"
  2. Philtration

    Philtration Cheesehead

    Jun 5, 2005
    LOL! Very nice! :D
  3. PackerChick

    PackerChick Cheesehead

    Jun 3, 2005
    Very good. Very good.
  4. IPBprez

    IPBprez Cheesehead

    Dec 14, 2004
    Where's this Island at, again?

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