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  2. SELECT thread.*
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  3. SELECT node.*, forum.*
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  4. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*, EWRporta2_authors.*
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  5. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, EWRporta2_authors.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*
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  12. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*, EWRporta2_authors.*
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  15. SELECT title, phrase_text
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  16. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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    Params: post, 229846, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:7:"[quote]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:20:"That's fine skip me.";}}i:1;s:212:" Right, if a doctor prescribes it. Wrong, if used for a recreation, who wants to go through life being stoned? I for one want to experience life with a clear head. Right or Wrong: The death penalty";}, 1458829234, 1462217309
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  17. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
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  18. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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    Params: post, 229848, a:4:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:7:"[quote]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:11:"NDPackerFan";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:21:"[quote="NDPackerFan"]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:159:"Here's another. Right or wrong. Telling Jehovah's witnesses who come to your door that they are not allowed on your property and closing your door to them.";}}i:1;s:305:" Wrong, as much as I would love to tell them get off my property I just cant, I would listen to them and be polite. I dont believe anyone should go door to door preaching their religion everyone has their own beliefs. But that dont mean that I cant be polite. :) Right or Wrong: Nude beaches";}}i:1;s:237:" I once had jury duty and one of the cases was a guy pulled a pellet gun on the Jehovah's Witness folks ordering them off his property. I didn't get selected for the jury. The property owner chose an unwise course of action. ";i:2;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[b]";i:1;s:4:"[/b]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:18:"As to nude beaches";}}i:3;s:3317:", here in California they are usually remote and at the bottom of cliffs. A condition where a current below the surface takes water out to sea. I got caught in that once at Black's Beach in San Diego. Nude beaches have far more etiquette than normal beaches. It is a good reason alone to like them. People are nicer. Most people don't go for fear of something of a sexual nature happing. It doesn't. People especially women are safer there than at a normal beach. It is very rare but if anyone acts creepy and doesn't go away almost everyone will come to your aid. That's why if you are new (tans or lack of one tell at lot) ask one of the regulars (tans or lack of one tell at lot) about how it is divided. There is usually one end for homosexuals and the rest for everyone else. Having some guy starting a fake cnversation gave me an appreciation for what women go through on a regular basis. Trust me guys this is one time you want to ask for directions. Restrooms are often a set of secluded rocks that are dry when the tide is out and wet when the tide is in. These are remote beaches without services. Some have a designated cave where lumps are deposited way back or on one side. Cover with sand in those cases. Morally? Adam and Eve were naked without being ashamed and everyone can handle being nude around their spouse. It really isn't really much of a difference. There is not much to gawk at when half the people seem to be over 50 (like everywhere else). Everyone is really relaxed and few bodies are really symetrical (one side sags more than the other). It is mellow. My ex-wife liked it because it's less crowded and nobody caused trouble. I still go to an annual party at one with some friends. We then have a hot tub party at a local hotel. Nothing really happens though except no ones clothes get dirty. Nothing lewd ever happens. I always like playing volleyball with the college students at Pirate's Cove in San Luis Obispo. When the Cruise Ships stop in St Martin there are a lot of first time people who try it just to say they have done it. They realize they are never going to run into these people again in their lifetime. Sunscreen is very important on white cheeks and other areas. No one will say anything if you cover areas as you adapt to the sun. (You never want to burn breasts, buttocks, or the top of your ears!) Few if any take cameras. Absolutely nobody takes a picture without permission. Usually you have to know them well. If they don't respect someone saying no to a picture that person will usually get run off without their film. Keep the sand out of your cooler. You can then give your ice to someone else there when you leave and not have to carry it up the trail on the cliff. With beach mats, towels, cooler, radio, sunscreen, leftover beverages, and your battery operated blender it gets heavy going uphill. The ice isn't worth it. I've made many a friend there because almost everyone is sincere. It is very difficult to be a deceptive nudist. I'm a long drive from my favorites now so I go less often. One year we baked a turkey in the sand at one for an all day Thanksgiving party. Nothing to be shy about. They are people just like you and everyone else.";}, 1458829234, 1462217309
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  19. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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    Params: post, 229849, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:7:"[quote]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:159:"Here's another. Right or wrong. Telling Jehovah's witnesses who come to your door that they are not allowed on your property and closing your door to them.";}}i:1;s:2501:" Here's my view on it. I have been on both sides of this, so i know how it feels. JW's SINCERELY believe they are telling you "The Truth". They are not out to get you. Are they wrong on what their organization says "The truth" is? You bet! They couldn't get their beliefs to match the Bible.....so they changed their bible. If you are in their cult, you don't DARE question anything the Watchtower says, or you will be disfellowshiped. (Kicked out, where no one, even your FAMILY can talk to you) They make fun of religions like the Catholics, who take the Pope's word as gospel, yet they take what their own leaders say, OR ELSE! One time, i was at a church, we showed up late, and they were discussing this very thing (closing the door on JW's.) They all, even the preacher were saying not to talk to them, to close the door. This went on for several minutes, when the preacher said "I'm sure I'm not stepping on any toes by saying that. I'm sure there are no JW's here." Then he looked at me, who he didn't know (i had a half smile on my face) and said "Uh......you arn't a JW, are you?" And i said "No...... But i was...... now I'm a born again Christian......why? Because someone didn't slam the door in my face". You could have heard a pin drop in the church! I then went on to tell how i felt on it. The reason most Christians slam the door is because they don't have enough knowledge of the scripture, and are afraid a JW will back them into a corner, and they won't have an answer for them. JW's KNOW their literature, and are taught how to put questions into people's minds that the "average" Christian can't answer easily. They try to make you doubt your faith. Now.....chances are 99.9% that you won't convert a JW to Christianity at your door, but i tell peole try to plant a seed. Stay strong on your beliefs and don't let them frazzle you. They THINK they are right, and are trying to lead you to what they think is true. They arn't evil people out to get you. I talked to one a few weeks ago, and didn't attack her, i just tried to plant a gospel seed. She ended up running away from me. But who knows? Maybe that seed will someday grow. It took alot of people praying for me a long time for me to see the REAL truth. If anyone here wants info that can help them to talk to a JW, PLEASE feel free to PM me with any questions or anything, and i will try to help you. My heart aches for these people, who are lost and need guidence. I still have MANY relatives in that organization.";}, 1458829234, 1462217309
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    Params: post, 229850, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:7:"[quote]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:7:"PackOne";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:17:"[quote="PackOne"]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:20:"That's fine skip me.";}}i:1;s:212:" Right, if a doctor prescribes it. Wrong, if used for a recreation, who wants to go through life being stoned? I for one want to experience life with a clear head. Right or Wrong: The death penalty";}}i:1;s:510:" I think in certain cases it should be used. If there is NO doubt of the guilt of the person, and the crimes are bad enough, it is right. Q: Should you hold the door for a woman when you see one coming? I always do....even for men. But on a few occasions i have had a woman say "I can open the door myself!" Must have been womans lib people. I just said back "I know you can, but my parents taught me manners". They don't have a response for that! :lol: Many say "Thank you" and many don't say anything.";}, 1458829234, 1462217309
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    Params: post, 229851, a:1:{i:0;s:278:"Right, I do it also and have gotten elbowed for doing it. Right or wrong: Answering the door naked when you know its a JW. I've done it, they didn't know what to say. Just because I want you to imagine this the best I am about 5'11 and was about 430 pounds at the time.";}, 1458829234, 1462217309
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